wacky1980

but the poo is gonna graze my balls. this is the only part of the whole thing that makes me uncomfortable.

i want to try this irl brb

haven't rented for 12 years now. been a landlord for other renters in the past but that shit's not enjoyable, AT ALL (don't look at me like that rogue).

got my first plumbing quote in just now. new install, a double restroom and kitchen...$17,250. all kinds of "fuck you guy" on this bid. good thing there's another one coming in next week...

not immediately recalling the term "sputum" my mind instantly went as dark and sexual as possible. thick, bloody ejaculate. that's in your head now too.

accurate.

fixed*

there's no asterisk in his name.

god damnit, now star trek is pissed off. it's gonna take days to get the blood and shit out of this carpet.

of course not.

it's funny. the parallels. do you see them?

we tip a lot. like 1/4 to 1/3 usually. and always cash, even if paying for the meal with plastic.

dude's always grabbing his balls. i can't concentrate when he does that.

yes. keep feeding your personal data into the googoobot.

lol weeds in march. our weeds haven't even thought about sprouting yet.

when you pull them straight from the chicken's ass, give them a quick rinse rinse, and crack them into the frying pan.

what we used to buy at walmart as far as groceries goes, we now get from aldi. i do most of my non-grocery shopping online, and i avoid walmart 100% with the exception of price checking against other stores. haven't sent walmart a dime of my money for at least several months now. but amazon...see, they love me, so i love them right back.

my brother did the same thing. not sure if he stayed faithful thru college, but they ended up getting married and have kids and all that as well. kinda scary to think about, imho.

i married a co-worker. she's the only woman i've been with for over 10 years. thank god i got my slut on before then. the people who marry their first love and only ever bang out that one person -- forever -- they confuse me more than old virgins.

that life is totally not for me, but i guess i can understand it. i have a couple friends who are 30+ virgins. at some point, they just kinda give up on trying (and yes, sometimes they even actively avoid it out of whatever irrational fear), and focus on themselves. honestly, it would probably be a lot simpler life if i never found my way into anyone's panties. a lot less fun, but simpler. both these dudes seem pretty happy with their lives, have decent-paying jobs and all the toys a grown person should be allowed, and have lived on their own for several years. maybe they actually cry themselves to sleep every night, who knows.

can confirm, this is skilled labor at its finest.

so someone fix me if i'm reading this situation incorrectly. i just finished leveling and preparing my lot for the rest of the construction, but haven't started the actual construction yet. so i have a nice, open lot that's all fenced off (see fence rant in quote). well, fenced off on 3 sides because the side facing the alley will be a building, so it's still open. now, this motherfucker has started pulling his truck and trailer onto MY lot because it's 20 feet closer to the back entrance of another building of his across the alley. can a motherfucker get towed from a private lot, if there's not a "NO PARKING" sign posted on said private lot? because i'm about to find out.