wacky1980

we tip a lot. like 1/4 to 1/3 usually. and always cash, even if paying for the meal with plastic.

dude's always grabbing his balls. i can't concentrate when he does that.

yes. keep feeding your personal data into the googoobot.

lol weeds in march. our weeds haven't even thought about sprouting yet.

when you pull them straight from the chicken's ass, give them a quick rinse rinse, and crack them into the frying pan.

what we used to buy at walmart as far as groceries goes, we now get from aldi. i do most of my non-grocery shopping online, and i avoid walmart 100% with the exception of price checking against other stores. haven't sent walmart a dime of my money for at least several months now. but amazon...see, they love me, so i love them right back.

my brother did the same thing. not sure if he stayed faithful thru college, but they ended up getting married and have kids and all that as well. kinda scary to think about, imho.

i married a co-worker. she's the only woman i've been with for over 10 years. thank god i got my slut on before then. the people who marry their first love and only ever bang out that one person -- forever -- they confuse me more than old virgins.

that life is totally not for me, but i guess i can understand it. i have a couple friends who are 30+ virgins. at some point, they just kinda give up on trying (and yes, sometimes they even actively avoid it out of whatever irrational fear), and focus on themselves. honestly, it would probably be a lot simpler life if i never found my way into anyone's panties. a lot less fun, but simpler. both these dudes seem pretty happy with their lives, have decent-paying jobs and all the toys a grown person should be allowed, and have lived on their own for several years. maybe they actually cry themselves to sleep every night, who knows.

can confirm, this is skilled labor at its finest.

so someone fix me if i'm reading this situation incorrectly. i just finished leveling and preparing my lot for the rest of the construction, but haven't started the actual construction yet. so i have a nice, open lot that's all fenced off (see fence rant in quote). well, fenced off on 3 sides because the side facing the alley will be a building, so it's still open. now, this motherfucker has started pulling his truck and trailer onto MY lot because it's 20 feet closer to the back entrance of another building of his across the alley. can a motherfucker get towed from a private lot, if there's not a "NO PARKING" sign posted on said private lot? because i'm about to find out.

dude. you kinda remind me of a bearded version of "the neighbor".

this house consumes dairy products by the truckload. milk, cheese, everything. shit, we even went through a phase where we were making cheese from scratch.

on the top of a sandwich, just like op :E

smoked string cheese, if available. the current backup is cream cheese and jalapeno jelly on a cracker. god damn. jalapeno jelly. so good. also, cheese is a thread that weaves through most things in this life.

i can stuff and seal envelopes really fast. this was not a natural talent. it's required years of practice. give me a stack of forms and a stack of envelopes, and i can turn them into ready-to-mail items at a rate of about 3 seconds per. it's really quite impressive. turns out it's only useful when you're trying to get several items ready for the mail. so maybe like, once or twice a year. unless your job requires you to stuff lots of envelopes, like mine does, this is a really bad talent to spend your time perfecting.

so this package still hasn't shown up. tracking hasn't updated. i talked to the post office and they looked into it. their response was "it's sitting at a distro center in hazelwood mo. that place is kinda like a bermuda triangle of packages. things get hung up there for several days sometimes. you'll get it, just don't know when." the actual fuck? oh, and i ordered 8 picnic tables for the bar on thursday. eight picnic tables, that requires a bit of planning ahead and extra hands to put them away. they were scheduled to deliver today. no updates were sent on that tracking number either. so i contacted home depot to see what's up. they "can't reach the shipper" and they have no idea if the tables have even left a warehouse at this point. so i guess no tables today? they said to give it 72 hours and contact them again if no updates have come down. i quit. i fucking quit this bullshit.

guys. guys. there's an app for that. https://www.grindr.com/

i bet the original showed her with a virginia slim dangling from her left hand.

ballrags. the old members might remember ballrags.

did they have to make the pattern on those pants form a target right in the crotch? i'm blind now.

there's a paypal to make donations, yes. but in order to do a pay-to-reinstate scheme, someone would have to be monitoring the paypal pretty much constantly, and then manually attach the donation to an un-ban action. no one is interested in putting forth that much effort.

while i don't necessarily think it's a bad idea, it doesn't appear this forum software makes it too easy to monetize user actions. maybe i'm wrong, but there have been several monetization ideas in the past and they were all eventually dismissed.

take it to rants. no, seriously.