wacky1980

on behalf of the person responsible for getting you that last w-2, your patience is warmly appreciated...even if they should have been done with it last week. i'm sure they aren't being a dick on purpose.

so i'm like 2 days late getting this shit done, but idgaf. we lost our accountant for the corporation that owns our bars, back in the start of covid. i've been completely on my own in handling payroll and wage reporting. needless to say, there was a bit of a learning curve to overcome. last week i was trying to get shit wrapped up so i could cut everyone their w-2 forms, and i realized our old accountant had fucked up A LOT of old filings. so i've spent the last week figuring out exactly what she borked, then filing amended 941 returns for every.fucking.quarter of 2020. this morning, i got all of the penalties and shortages figured out, finished up the federal unemployment filing, and cut every last god damn one of those w-2 forms. and i even submitted our w-3 up to ssa. payroll 2020 is FUCKING DONE and now i need a cocktail to celebrate. next on the list: corporate income tax return. this one might be a tad over my head...

so no improvement in the back issues over the weekend. going to see a chiropractor for the first time ever, this afternoon. maybe he can fix me...or maybe snap some weird shit in my neck that leads to my untimely death. at least the back pain is guaranteed to stop if that happens.

we're the boys from illinois we live in caves and ditches we drag our cocks over jagged rocks and fuck wisconsin bitches at least, that's how the story goes.

exactly

that's what i'm asking you

so ohio is both better than florida, and worse than florida?

yeah but what isn't better than florida?

that's just because you're always so fucking hi in the middle.

...we haven't been on the moon for decades.

They're tolerated nationwide because they make the league money. But "beloved" is pretty strong language if you're describing the Packers to anyone outside of WI.

well...i get my avocados from mexico, so bite me california man.

I had some pm emails in my junk box, so I whitelisted UE. We'll see how it goes eh?

went to the doctor yesterday for the fucked up back. he doesn't know what's up. could be muscular. could be a slipped disk. probably not kidneys or other organ issues. he put me on muscle relaxers and pain pills to see if that helps. so far, it has not.

I'm just fucking with you bud.

"you sure as fuck can't do that anywhere in this state" doesn't imply internal company policy re: foreign food/bev, but it DOES imply there's some health/sanitation/liquor code in place, or in other words, a legal restriction. Should I no longer take your own words at face value?

peh, $42 million. are you kidding?? the word of god is valueless priceless.

shit. i put shrek on in the living room last night, i think on freeform, because there wasn't anything on and wife really likes that move for whatever reason. when it ended at 9pm? 700 club. fucking, pat robertson in my living room. god damnit.

there's always a big gap between "can't do it" and "can't legally do it" just fyi

I'm a fan of sweet baby wholes myself. But I'll eat a dill in a pinch.

God damn, the more you know rainbow right here.

Stubbies? Is that for real? Like, read the room assholes. And thank you for the goods. But I'm thinking along the lines of someone who was damaged in war. If that guy was 5'10" and he says "hey I wanna be 6'4" doc" I think he deserves to be 6'4".

Let's say you lost both your legs at the knee or halfway between the knee and hip. Whatever, that part isn't terribly important. Anyways, you go to the doctor and it's time to get fitted for your prosthetic legs. Does the doctor ask you what height you want to be? Or does he just look at your old driver's license and go off that?

i dunno, i'm thinking the guys that offed themselves learned a hard lesson.

i'm gonna have to go see someone about this bullshit. really thought things were going alright this morning, but now it's fucking worse than it was yesterday. and i'm getting sore muscles in other places now too, i assume because of carrying myself differently in an attempt to be in less pain. i'm used to chronic pain because i beat the shit out of my body for years being young and stupid, but this ain't no sore knee or shoulder. shit's on a different level.