wacky1980

when i was getting ready for work this morning, i accidentally kicked the door frame with my pinky toe. pretty sure i broke it. didn't have time to dwell on it though, so i slapped on my shoes and went about my day. it didn't feel like it was swelling up too much until about an hour ago. not really looking forward to trying to take that shoe off when i get home. if it is indeed broken, this will be the second time for that toe, and the only bone i've ever broken. maybe i should just have the fucker removed and be done with it for good.

There was this spare bathroom up on the top floor that nobody ever used, and I could just pop in there at any time to make a poop or to just hide out for a bit. Then this renovation took down the main employee restrooms for the last month, so people went exploring and found my sanctuary. Now it's getting used by nasty old women that I don't like very well, and I can't poop in comfort anymore. And this coincides with me really starting to hate this job. Dangit.

biden made an attempt this morning...kinda

attempting to fool people into causing their own inadvertent death. this is the content that keeps me coming back.

it's actually pretty light as far as stouts go. only 4.2% and 125 calories.

i drank a lot of guinness last night. a. lot. of guinness. and maybe a couple shots of jameson. mighta been more than a couple shots of jameson, not entirely sure. but god damn, double digits pints of guinness.

it would be nice. my fingers are already mangled from putting that soft top down and back up alla damn time.

look at that ugly mf.

so i'm thinking about moving up to 33s. doesn't require a lift to gain a couple inches, and shouldn't be any rubbing going on at that size if i add some spacers. seems like a nice compromise until i'm convinced a full lift is in order.

hey, my (back)door is always open if you're coming in hot.

out. figure it, OUT. FUCK

because you're so god damn good at it. and/or they know you'll do it because you're too soft. tell them to fuck off and figure it.

you should rub some female breasts on the sore spot. usually clears things right up in a few minutes.

just set up a nitro tap in the bar. so of course we had to tap a keg of guinness. i had a good lunch today.

it's these things the kids use to practice giving blowjobs to bananas.

wait ... is this one of those classes where you learn how to put on a condom? i guess the urgency justifies the cost.

You're getting ripped off.

calm down gramps. you're only a slippery floor away from the nursing home as it is.

started playing it a couple days ago. i almost bought it on ps4, then i realized i already bought the game back in 1997, and i refuse to pay for software updates.

better be the good stuff

what a conundrum!

well technically it can't be both.

...because you don't drink it, or because someone else pays?

we're not selling any of that bottle yet because i'm not pushing it until we have pricing set, but people have been inquiring about it.

the bottle cost was $690 for a 750ml, and i should be able to get around sixteen 1-dram pours out of that. so our cost per serving = $43.13, divided by a pour cost of 45% = $96 retail. this means that, for every dollar we earn on that bottle, $0.45 of liquor is consumed. that's an embarrassing, pitiful margin for any liquor, but i can't justify a pour cost of 20% in my dive because that would put the pour at $215 retail.