wacky1980

casey's taco pizza

i guess it depends on what he's wearing too. dark fabrics? also avoid using hot water.

probably shouldn't mix with bleach.

*may contain white bitch essence

i live very close to hannibal mo, so we get a lot of twain around here. mark twain brewery is prob my favorite of it all.

"facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable." - samuel fucking clemens

i wonder if making up stats is considered an untreated mental disorder. but then it wouldn't just be 60%. more like 140% probably.

has that raccoon already been tranqued? he's a fuckin' MADMAN.

keep holding on. before you know it, those sex robots will have customizable faces and motor skill functions, and your partner will be able to link up to it over the internet (and you to theirs), and you can do all the regular ugly stuff with them that you'd do if you were in the same bed. and when you're done, you just unplug and they can cuddle with your avatar.

i'd probably slap him on the ass and see where the night takes us.

i used to be myspace (lol) friends with one of them back in the day. quinne maybe? dunno, that was like 2005ish. i didn't realize they were still around.

like i said, if you think giving up alcohol and replacing it with java monster is a healthy move, be my guest. i'm not about to stop you.

i specifically put the "as with all things, moderation is key" in there because of things like alcoholism, liver disease, etc. alcohol contributes to more deaths than sugary beverages. no one is denying that. but we're talking about people who drink a lot more than one or two at a time. if you drank six java monsters every day and i drank six pints of beer every day, we're both gonna be fucked over time. if you think it's safe to guzzle canned coffee drinks, go for it champ. hell, double it up for all i care.

the average beer contains about a gram of sugar per pint (the yeast attenuates the sugars during fermentation. that's how you get alcohol, btw). java monster has 35 grams of sugar per 16oz. the calorie content is about the same (some beers have more than java monster at 220, but many have far less). however, java monster has over 450mg of sodium. beer has maybe 15mg. also, beer has no fat or cholesterol or caffeine. i mean, if you want to compare the health risks of the two beverages, you're gonna have a bad time. as with all things, moderation is key. if you can't control your drinking, then it's probably best that you stay off the sauce.

even after two or three, i think you're still being nicer to your body than if you drink one of those coffee-flavored sugar bombs.

i shared a bomber of CBS last night with my wife and her brother. i'm on the fence with that one; it's really damn good and makes for a respectable digestif, but it's almost too sweet for my taste. still trying to track down a bottle of KBS though. haven't had that one yet, but i hear it's better if maple sizzurp ain't your thing. then i switched to pseudo sue and happiness ensued. the pints of happiness, to be exact.

i make it a point to enjoy a few of the various vices, within reason of course. it's the shit that gets put into nearly everything on the store shelf that you should be watching out for. processed sugars, food dyes, HFCS, preservatives, etc. a can of beer is generally far less harmful than a can of java monster.

but that's not an alcoholic beverage.

wouldn't that just be coke though?

slippery nipple

...gin?

there would be a fuckload of human bacon on the market. look at all the fatties out there, with their big, long pig bellies.

and that's cool, but i'm not going to read three chapters in just to find out how he turned off a character's superpower, when all i really wanted to know is who's doing the banging.

oh, i think you know. also. if you can't exist in this thread without support from another, then i guess we're done.