wacky1980

we only need to notify neighbors 5+ days out. already got all utilities disconnected and insurance papers filed. small town = loose regulations. it's an ugly old thing. gonna be a nice empty lot in about 3 weeks.

never knocked down a building before, so we're gonna go big and demo an old warehouse we bought, out behind the bar. eventually, the space will be rebuilt into a glorious nano-brewery. but for now, we break shit. anyone want their name painted on the wrecking ball before we do the deed?

who run bartertown?

it snowed here on saturday morning, 2" by 10am. then the sun came out. by 3pm, it was 50 degrees and all the snow was gone. then it snowed again saturday night. we're on the hook for freezing rain tomorrow morning, and snow again early next week. then we'll probably transition straight into muggy tornado weather. groan. i just wanna see the ground temps come up enough so i can plant my hop rhizomes. SO IMPATIENT.

making a pile of corned beef & cabbage to keep the drunks a bit less drunk. then probably playing irish dj after that. erin go, bragh.

you're right, i don't know. nothing is certain. but your track record has been speaking for itself for a long time. apparently you don't know, beta.

that's why chicks dig it. listen, you can be all randy savage if you want, but it ain't gonna get you in with this one. gotta change that tack.

bring her flowers. that'll show her you have a sensitive side. chicks dig that shit.

she's probably intimidated by all that raw sex you exude. you're just hard to approach, man.

ditka's kick-ass bloody mary mix was my fav. then he sold the prouct off, or at least, stopped letting someone use his name on their mix. we moved on to spooky after that. sidenote. isn't spooky based in chicago?

yeah, i think everyone north of i-80 has at least heard of portillo's. only thing i ever ate from one was a chicago dog.

i never heard of browns, and i grew up a couple hours west of chicago. we had a kfc at least as far back as 1978 in galena, and also up in platteville wi. i forgot though. you're old af. kfc didn't even exist until 1952.

i cropped the original so that when fb does that thing where they crop the image into a circle and put it next to your posts and stuff, it fits in a fun way.

i wonder if reba's taco tastes like kfc at this point.

would i believe you? of course not. everyone knows the real dealers are middle-aged white soccer moms with a disposable income and a latent hatred for their failed life. this message brought to you by MilfWeed™

work PCs. no audio at this desk. fuckin' sorry, dude. gotta keep these low-level PCs locked down because employees are stupid. no audio, no usb drive access, severely crippled browsing experience. my admin workstation suffers none of those issues, but i'm only at it for maybe 30 mins a day.

in this scenario, i'm thinking it would play out like one of those weird japanese gameshows. you finish, bend over to pull up the old knickeroos, and the wall flies up into the fly gallery to expose you to your mistake.

that is some level-up shit.

i think it does. if i'm at the old glory hole and someone jerks me out and i'm happy about it, only to find out after the fact that it's some narwhal-looking mf, that's different than me stroking it to a narwhal.

so we're clear: fuggs personally got him off; or he got himself off because of fuggs?

that's a pro right there. i normally get about 5 hours. last couple weeks has been particularly shitty though. been going down about midnight, waking up about 3am, and then can't get back to sleep. needs more booze, methinks.

vocal isolation tracks (that thing people are doing with classic rock songs on fb... freddie mercury singing don't stop me now without instruments, etc). pre-fx, no autotune, reverb, mastering, etc. i'll take you doing it though. just gotta find me a comp with speakers...

please be vocal iso pre-fx. please be vocal iso pre-fx. please be vocal iso pre-fx. i can't open on this pc so help a feller out here. is this a vocal iso pre-fx?

i'm about 4 minutes away from cracking open my first toppling goliath "king sue" DIPA on my lunch break. this is the big brother to "pseudo sue" which is one of my favorite pale ales of all time.

that's what happens when you add rum to stuff.