Rogue_Alphonse

Everyone else was in their 40s or older. They all took me out for my birthday. Who knew Ocean City, MD would be so lit in January?

I witnessed a friend of mine fall asleep at a booth in a Denny's at 4am after a night of club hopping. Good times.

I love hitting a diner when drunk.

You realize this is Kidney and this is just him being harmless... him... ?

That’s me

aka me

I need a whole bottle of TUMS.

Musky Husky for $40w00

Newer cars are very finicky with that.

So the other day I fought with AutoZone’s “new safer”spring compression tool, with no luck. Then it got cold again and I had plans. So today I tackled it with a tie-down strap and a little modification to the lower spring isolator ... and kept my head as far off to the side as I could while jacking up the control arm and had it swapped out in minutes. Just goes to show, sometimes the “right” way isn’t always right. The tie-down hooked to the second-up spring coil and wrapped around the control arm, and then was hooked tight to the tie rod end. Worked like a charm! 1.5” lower is so much better!

Eat ass skate fast

Especially when the other four and a half is keeping you from putting the three inches back

I don't do one night stands though.

You both forgot I like traps more than furries.

Not all whores are furries.

It's the best I can do.

I read up to page 6 on my short name and found this... Happy 4/10! Go get yourself a Ben.

Not necessarily true... I mean I owned 2-3 running, driving, registered & insured vehicles at a time and had a little spot near the beach that I paid for and still bounced around between fuck buddies when I was single.

I've never had that happen. but hey, if you're a good dude who cares what size you are?

You work in Coatesville, PA?

Probably not. But I mean... I deal with an "above average" size. Smol can be just as fun.

Me

I don't.