Rogue_Alphonse

ohyeah, I forgot apartment buildings do that

I throw it all together. too lazy.

I haven't stepped foot in a laundromat since I was like... 10

I have a lot of shirts and pants and socks. In fact, when I am down to 1 pair of socks, it's laundry time.

damn when I worked maintenance I had 6 uniforms. Three different companies provided 6 uniforms.

Is that all you have for your job?

I always sleep with a blanket though

I know this because there were twelve shirts and pairs of socks. Eight pairs of shorts, because those or pants can go two days before I wash them. Shirts, socks, and underwear I can not wear two days in a row unless I absolutely have to. ...There were but two pairs of underwear in my laundry. I never realized how often I go commando without thinking about it until tonight.

Last time I had them I was in Atlantic City, and even there they're good.

not my waifu.

I have love tapped a guy in a Golf GTI because he thought he had a faster car, and tried to do so by cutting in and out of 80mph traffic... he felt the bump and got right thE FUCK back the fuck over. Both cars being red, and me having a brand new bumper cover sitting at home anyway... I didn't care.

Saturday at 9:45pm it's over.

Yep.

You should see someone cut my mom off in her Jeep i.e. the one in the middle in my sig. She gets so close with bright LED headlights and fog lights that I barely can see the roof of the car in front... all because she doesn't hit the brakes until she ends up that close.

I wanna masturbate someone

Because they cut me off.

Chrysler Aspen headlight bulb can be done blindfolded because you can't see what you're doing in the first place.

Grade A. <3

so that's how you get them past your folks?

When people try to cut me off, they get a love tap. They were at fault for cutting me off, and what's great about a little love tap... plastic bumpers. Paint scuffs can buff out.

What kind of light bulb?

Fixed

I think I'll have some of those this weekend on the beach!

UGH I KNOW UGHHH