Rogue_Alphonse

I do have a lot of my own porn...

No chick is gonna be impressed with your 2002 era CRT TV.

I was manning a grill on a deck and carrying a Taurus this weekend...

To be a fuckboi, one must actually have sex. Zeni does not.

No, you don't.

*hug*

No.

I know I am, but holding a phone backwards is even more awkward. Also, got my hurr did today

Zeni got THE SMACKDOWN

You have a better chance than Zeni, so there's that.

Me and the gf partying on the deck last night... and I had to drunkenly use the non-face-cam to take the pic so it was so fucking awkward

I like when it's 90 degrees.

Now back to my regularly scheduled drinking

Current situation

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Why would he? He can't get laid..

Sideways pics... #nofucks

DISCLAIMER: I did not have grill access. so the gf just drove 7 hours here and we have another hour to drive after she gets here. Figured I’d raid my folks’ freezer and found one of like 40 1lb packs of ground venison and a half bag of the best perogis I’ve ever had. Only wish I had a pack of bacon to thaw that wasn’t 5 fucking pounds, and some cheddar rather than American Cheese Product (at least this brand is still good though.) of course it doesnt look like much. If I cook something presentable, that’s by accident. Mind you, I will not make something that looks like Sponge’s asshole... I’m all about simplicity and good simple flavors. Plus this is all I could dig up.

I've done this a few times, woke up and saw the time and panicked for a few seconds.

I can rarely get those Middleswarth chips so I like Herr's as a close second... but I like barely eat chips as it is Also @imchapp.in those Trader Joe's chips look bangin. (Try their miniature chocolate chip cookies. Holy. Fuck.)

I own one.

My Explorer one day on the waqy to work I turned the heater fan from 4 to 2 and the entire dash started smoking... I kept driving HOPING it would catch fire... i wanted it to burn down for that insurance money. It did not. Instead, my fan only worked on 4 after that... Also, those drunk girls - we were headed to a hotel party that we were throwing. And to make it juicy, the black chick actually liked me, but I did not know this... so when we started making out I thought it was just a drunk hook-up... long story short she passed out and an hour later woke up and caught me in the bathroom with another chick and my entire friends group did not hear the end of it - to the point that half of them like stopped talking to her XD. Had I known, I probably woulda hooked up... but then again, if she gets that kind of wild and dramatic.... maybe not.

I've been there. Had a '92 Explorer that was worth more in an insurance payout than what I paid for it. Plus I was putting 40k miles a year on it. More related to this topic, I did have two chicks drunkenly standing up and dancing with a fucking bottle of vodka, complete with mother fucking straw in the back of my car. I wouldn't have minded but it was in traffic and the top was down