Rogue_Alphonse

I own one.

My Explorer one day on the waqy to work I turned the heater fan from 4 to 2 and the entire dash started smoking... I kept driving HOPING it would catch fire... i wanted it to burn down for that insurance money. It did not. Instead, my fan only worked on 4 after that... Also, those drunk girls - we were headed to a hotel party that we were throwing. And to make it juicy, the black chick actually liked me, but I did not know this... so when we started making out I thought it was just a drunk hook-up... long story short she passed out and an hour later woke up and caught me in the bathroom with another chick and my entire friends group did not hear the end of it - to the point that half of them like stopped talking to her XD. Had I known, I probably woulda hooked up... but then again, if she gets that kind of wild and dramatic.... maybe not.

I've been there. Had a '92 Explorer that was worth more in an insurance payout than what I paid for it. Plus I was putting 40k miles a year on it. More related to this topic, I did have two chicks drunkenly standing up and dancing with a fucking bottle of vodka, complete with mother fucking straw in the back of my car. I wouldn't have minded but it was in traffic and the top was down

I would have made her pay for a detail.

I mean, you and I probably could do this.

I'M SORRY I TOLD YOU I CAN'T AIM THE FUCKING THING

Totally forgot that @AnimationFan14 and I took this. This is what happens when you're at a convention where drinking the whole time is encouraged.

These. What’s yours? (the ones I have only seem to be available in the area between Altoona and Newport, PA ... or “The Alabama Region”)

I mean, that carriage is the equivalent of her Nissan Sentra, so...

Foxbody lifeee

It's only gay if they touch

One of my favorite things to do...

You can't resist that feminine dicc

We all know what I was getting at. And this is what I was getting at.

I have friends for that usually

We hangin this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

ZitiGrand-Am

Last time I went there (Actually Pat's because I had already had Geno's) I dragged my parents and brother-in-law there (semi-my idea) after the auto show, which was after a major snow storm... and it was not worth parking my jeep halfway on a sidewalk and halfway on a 3 foot high pile of snow and waiting in a cold-ass line. Okay maybe parking the Jeep that way was a highlight. But that's about it. If you want a good "tourist-ey" cheesesteak hit up one of the Steve's locations or Jim's. Or do what I do, go to the little hole-in-the-wall places.

Not exactly...

Fucking gross. Plus I'll be in the Northeast. Probably will just hit up Stella's on Willits Rd or something.

She gon' get some wholesome interaction.

His favorite thing.

Great, now he;s gonna tag the other staff.

YOU OLD FUCK

Yeah, working for more than thirty minutes would be odd.