Rogue_Alphonse

What a horrible task to be doing out in the summer heat. Standing in that cool pool water, drinking a pint of beer (on tap, how dreadful!). This just looks like my dad should have paid someone to do it rather than me volunteering my hard-pressed time, especially right after his birthday and Dad day. Today just blows.

You need it as bad as I do. Oh wait, I don't because I have a significant other. I could care less

I see some Mel Gibson greys growing in...

I do have a lot of my own porn...

No chick is gonna be impressed with your 2002 era CRT TV.

I was manning a grill on a deck and carrying a Taurus this weekend...

To be a fuckboi, one must actually have sex. Zeni does not.

No, you don't.

*hug*

No.

I know I am, but holding a phone backwards is even more awkward. Also, got my hurr did today

Zeni got THE SMACKDOWN

You have a better chance than Zeni, so there's that.

Me and the gf partying on the deck last night... and I had to drunkenly use the non-face-cam to take the pic so it was so fucking awkward

I like when it's 90 degrees.

Now back to my regularly scheduled drinking

Current situation

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Why would he? He can't get laid..

Sideways pics... #nofucks

DISCLAIMER: I did not have grill access. so the gf just drove 7 hours here and we have another hour to drive after she gets here. Figured I’d raid my folks’ freezer and found one of like 40 1lb packs of ground venison and a half bag of the best perogis I’ve ever had. Only wish I had a pack of bacon to thaw that wasn’t 5 fucking pounds, and some cheddar rather than American Cheese Product (at least this brand is still good though.) of course it doesnt look like much. If I cook something presentable, that’s by accident. Mind you, I will not make something that looks like Sponge’s asshole... I’m all about simplicity and good simple flavors. Plus this is all I could dig up.

I've done this a few times, woke up and saw the time and panicked for a few seconds.

I can rarely get those Middleswarth chips so I like Herr's as a close second... but I like barely eat chips as it is Also @imchapp.in those Trader Joe's chips look bangin. (Try their miniature chocolate chip cookies. Holy. Fuck.)