Rogue_Alphonse

I just got rid of one of these last week... same post...

No, but if she did, I'd just send her a video of me fucking someone...

The parking lot had a rubber coating.

Yeah, I worked at a place that allowed burnouts in the parking lot

I mean, this is what I usually wore (or company T-shirts) when I worked in an office setting...

Not my pubes, I keep those under control.

At least my dick isn’t gross or something

What a horrible task to be doing out in the summer heat. Standing in that cool pool water, drinking a pint of beer (on tap, how dreadful!). This just looks like my dad should have paid someone to do it rather than me volunteering my hard-pressed time, especially right after his birthday and Dad day. Today just blows.

You need it as bad as I do. Oh wait, I don't because I have a significant other. I could care less

I see some Mel Gibson greys growing in...

I do have a lot of my own porn...

No chick is gonna be impressed with your 2002 era CRT TV.

I was manning a grill on a deck and carrying a Taurus this weekend...

To be a fuckboi, one must actually have sex. Zeni does not.

No, you don't.

*hug*

No.

I know I am, but holding a phone backwards is even more awkward. Also, got my hurr did today

Zeni got THE SMACKDOWN

You have a better chance than Zeni, so there's that.

Me and the gf partying on the deck last night... and I had to drunkenly use the non-face-cam to take the pic so it was so fucking awkward

I like when it's 90 degrees.

Now back to my regularly scheduled drinking