Rogue_Alphonse

i know it does. Be glad I didn't delete it. Or worse.

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You said even twice

Venison tacos

So dealing with 101 degree HORRIBLE beach traffic on the way to my place in Delaware, I had to stop and get something to calm my nerves. Thank you @sahockeygrl15 XD. YES, it is legal to drink as a passenger in Delaware.

I’ve done this too. And then I can’t fall asleep because I’m horny. So then I have to wake up my gf ... yeah

DAMN you two are annoying

I do a halfassed bend and tuck, but not full tuck. that hurts.

ohyeah, I forgot apartment buildings do that

I throw it all together. too lazy.

I haven't stepped foot in a laundromat since I was like... 10

I have a lot of shirts and pants and socks. In fact, when I am down to 1 pair of socks, it's laundry time.

damn when I worked maintenance I had 6 uniforms. Three different companies provided 6 uniforms.

Is that all you have for your job?

I always sleep with a blanket though

I know this because there were twelve shirts and pairs of socks. Eight pairs of shorts, because those or pants can go two days before I wash them. Shirts, socks, and underwear I can not wear two days in a row unless I absolutely have to. ...There were but two pairs of underwear in my laundry. I never realized how often I go commando without thinking about it until tonight.

Last time I had them I was in Atlantic City, and even there they're good.

not my waifu.

I have love tapped a guy in a Golf GTI because he thought he had a faster car, and tried to do so by cutting in and out of 80mph traffic... he felt the bump and got right thE FUCK back the fuck over. Both cars being red, and me having a brand new bumper cover sitting at home anyway... I didn't care.

Saturday at 9:45pm it's over.

Yep.

You should see someone cut my mom off in her Jeep i.e. the one in the middle in my sig. She gets so close with bright LED headlights and fog lights that I barely can see the roof of the car in front... all because she doesn't hit the brakes until she ends up that close.

I wanna masturbate someone

Because they cut me off.

Chrysler Aspen headlight bulb can be done blindfolded because you can't see what you're doing in the first place.