Rogue_Alphonse

Swam all day in the pool, drank draft beers all day, grilled burgers and BBQ chickens, lit off fireworks that went against neighborhood ordinances.

I'll spark your fire <3

I was burning for this moment.

It has me fired up

You saw my firecracker. <3

I'll be on the other side of the mirror.

I fixed your thread a little bit.

I think this is one of those things where I couldn't even get hard looking at her face, and it doesn't take much for me to get hard.

This is not surprising in the least.

One of these days you’ll get to see for yourself

If I had a nickel for every time you lied like this I could literally own a Bugatti Chiron.

Zeni

It's fitting. Extremely small and low quality, with a horrible attempt at making it look bigger.

It was a lot for them to swallow.

Oh I'll give you a tip.

Fixed.

You fucked that dog, didn't you?

This. Fuggs, nobody is impressed with this shit. Stop posting it. If you’d not post your uninteresting half-believed buisiness all over here like it was MySpace, you wouldn’t get the backlash you do. Personal shit is okay once in a while, but holy shit we don’t care about your drama at work, etc etc.

Shut up Scoob, you fucking drunk.

My gf and I have woke up @Em7add4 while we were in the shower

I do that too at times but it’s laughable

I used to have a the-dye sheet on the couch but yes my mom nicknamed it the “Shag Camper” HAHAHA

Hey, it’s 3 mins from a beach and it was free and I can keep it where it is for free.

I’m good at that OwO

The fuck are you smoking?