ITasteLikeSex

FOLLOW ME SET ME FREE TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY

Well I’m still mad

I know you’re playing me but I’m still mad

Mustard goes on the bread then is spread with a knife

I love this dog

Get out of the kitchen. Go home.

I still love you

Salami

I helped old people understand things like social media way back and one of the first rules was don’t broadcast things about your kids

My only cat and her kittens were given away when I was five. RIP Batman the Kitten.

Help me lord Jesus this is too easy

UE barely puts up with your shit

Shut up poof I love you

I’d like everyone to meet my girlfriend. We’ve been together over 17 years.

I don’t think so, Tim

Vajazzle it

In that case I’m SnappleMan

No one tell Fuggs what my ASMB name was. This is gonna get hilarious.

I’m rural so I guess I put on my robe and wizard hat

Are you stoned like a biblical whore? We posted in Babble during the same era.

Wait no I was Inhuman Rampager

InsaneRabidFanGirl

Some of my friend groups try to maintain perfect peace and harmony. No mean words. But this place? This is the land of mean words. Sometimes a man needs that outlet. You can’t go your life without a flame war without going crazy. Everyone is a jerk here and it’s usually funny. Then sometimes a person goes off the deep end and it becomes hilarious. I love you jerks.

Blast it with piss

Wrong thread I’m drunk