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a coworker today reminded me that Aaron Carter still exists


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Supposedly, he's confined to small gigs in places like Hard Rock Cafe. Not likely to be hearing his shit on the radio any time soon.  :poop:

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When he beat Shaq, the barrier protecting Aaron from ruin collapsed. Now he has been tasked to atone by performing at obscure venues, doomed to continue rapping about mom and dad be getting on his nerves.

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Supposedly, he's confined to small gigs in places like Hard Rock Cafe. Not likely to be hearing his shit on the radio any time soon.  :poop:

He has done three shows here in the past few years. My friends and I went as a joke to one of them. He basically only did old songs, using his studio recorded vocals from when he was a child as a backing track, and had some girls that looked like they were being held against their will dance with him.
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He has done three shows here in the past few years. My friends and I went as a joke to one of them. He basically only did old songs, using his studio recorded vocals from when he was a child as a backing track, and had some girls that looked like they were being held against their will dance with him.

that has to be awkward. there's no way he can sync his voice well enough with that.

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He's on the Vanilla Ice/Coolio circuit

 

Play in a shitty spot, advertise on college campuses, hope enough people come ironically so he'll be able to perform there again next year

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