Still Me Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 give me your best....no limits....dirty, clean, offensive.....go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 YOUR FACE IS A JOKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 21, 2016 Author Share Posted November 21, 2016 oooooh buuuurn....what are you in like....8th grade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Our President elect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hidden Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 YOUR FACE IS A JOKE! dammit. i was about to give her a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I have a joke about fish, but it'll probably flop. I also have one about hipsters, but you probably never heard of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 21, 2016 Author Share Posted November 21, 2016 strong your uncle jokes are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 why do women have boobs? [glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left]so you have something to look at when you talk to them[/shadow][/glow] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 21, 2016 Author Share Posted November 21, 2016 more like so we have something to play with while you talk about dewalt drill bits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 How can you tell if a person is lazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check The Pulse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 oooooh buuuurn....what are you in like....8th grade? Nope, all past school and college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 dammit. i was about to give her a mirror. With a warning sticker that says "this is actually what you look like". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 With a warning sticker that says "this is actually what you look like". Or what about, "Objects in mirror are uglier than they appear"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 but then the mirror would crack..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 My life. Laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 my life Oh dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Why did the marble counter top break up with her boyfriend? He took her for granite. Why was the sandbar upset when the hotel wait staff did not follow his instructions regarding his pillow? Because he sediment. My friend Roy is a tailor, and just released a new line of pants. It's especially impressive when you realize he's a triple amputee. Quarter Roy's Corduroys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 why is grandad climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas? because he has dementia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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