JOKES...tell me your jokes

[Still Me]

give me your best....no limits....dirty, clean, offensive.....go

[CAC]

YOUR FACE IS A JOKE!

[Still Me]

oooooh buuuurn....what are you in like....8th grade?

[jackiemarie90]

Our President elect

 

[Still Me]

[Hidden]

YOUR FACE IS A JOKE!

 

dammit.

 

i was about to give her a mirror.

[Sieg67]

I have a joke about fish, but it'll probably flop.

I also have one about hipsters, but you probably never heard of it.

 

[Still Me]

strong your uncle jokes are

[God-Says-No]

why do women have boobs?

 

 

[glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left]so you have something to look at when you talk to them[/shadow][/glow]

 

[Still Me]

more like so we have something to play with while you talk about dewalt drill bits

[Azalar Hex]

How can you tell if a person is lazy?

 

 

 

 

[MasqueradeOverture]

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Edited September 20, 2024 by MasqueradeOverture

[CAC]

oooooh buuuurn....what are you in like....8th grade?

 

Nope, all past school and college.

[Swimmod_Luna]

my life

[CAC]

dammit.

 

i was about to give her a mirror.

 

With a warning sticker that says "this is actually what you look like".

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

With a warning sticker that says "this is actually what you look like".

 

Or what about, "Objects in mirror are uglier than they appear"?

[CAC]

but then the mirror would crack.....

[bnmjy]

My life.

 

Laugh.

[bnmjy]

my life

 

Oh dammit.

[SwimModSponges]

Why did the marble counter top break up with her boyfriend?

He took her for granite.

 

Why was the sandbar upset when the hotel wait staff did not follow his instructions regarding his pillow?

Because he sediment.

 

My friend Roy is a tailor, and just released a new line of pants. It's especially impressive when you realize he's a triple amputee.

Quarter Roy's Corduroys.

[nameraka]

why is grandad climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas?

 

 

because he has dementia...