Parents rules you break vehemently as an adult.

[André Toulon]

I dont turn shit off during a storm....if lightning is going to strike my TV, then that mfer just struck. Im not about to be bored while its storming unless the lights just go out.

I eat my vegetables, but not if i dont want to....if i dont want it, its trash.... especially if a mfer serve me greens...cabbage is cool, but fuck greens

Some of my underwear has holes in it, and i dont care if im in an accident...now they can just rip them off instead of cutting them.

[The_annoying_one]

I don’t clean my plate if I don’t want to. I know it’s wasteful or whatever, but I bought the food.

And of course there’s the generic “bedtime is whenever the fuck I feel like it” rule I go by these days, but I’m kind of trying to get out of that one.

[André Toulon]

7 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I don’t clean my plate if I don’t want to. I know it’s wasteful or whatever, but I bought the food.

And of course there’s the generic “bedtime is whenever the fuck I feel like it” rule I go by these days, but I’m kind of trying to get out of that one.

Oh damn, i forget kids had bed times....i never had one that i recall. Maybe when i was 4 or 5 or so but from 7 and up, i stayed up for Arsenio Hall, and changed it to PBS after that and watched Are you Being Served until i dozed off. 

I'm sure that why i was pissy at school a lot

[UwPp]

I shower during thunderstorms. 

I smoke pot. (Gma, 93, still doesn't know tho)

I don't wear underwear. But my mom as my back and is like if you're ever in a car accident they'll cut them off anyways. 

As long as you eat something, I consider it a meal. (Chips, ice cream, etc.) Thats bfast/lunch/dinner. Especially with my autistic niece and her older sister. I let them eat whatever the hell they want. Lol 

[André Toulon]

13 minutes ago, UwPp said:

I shower during thunderstorms. 

I smoke pot. (Gma, 93, still doesn't know tho)

I don't wear underwear. But my mom as my back and is like if you're ever in a car accident they'll cut them off anyways. 

As long as you eat something, I consider it a meal. (Chips, ice cream, etc.) Thats bfast/lunch/dinner. Especially with my autistic niece and her older sister. I let them eat whatever the hell they want. Lol 

This is the level of rebellious adulthood i was looking for.

Except as far as weed goes, my mom is ballistically delusional...

First, my dad was a pothead....even when i was little, I knew his cigarettes didn't smell like anyone else's, but didn't know why.

When i started smoking at 12, my mom crashed out and asked what kind of cigarettes i was smoking....i didnt smoke cigarettes.

She got a job at the sheriff's office. She was a whole cop, riding around with contraband....still, asked what kind of cigarettes i was smoking

Found a zone in my room when I was 15....asked me who i was holding it for, and flushed it. I ued that to my advantage and said the guy was going to kill me if i didnt have his money. She asked how much i owed, I said $80.... Promptly went and bought another oz.

4 years ago, she came during the winter...it was too fkn cold for me to chill in the garage so i smoked in my bathroom.....She said ugh, i can smell your cigarettes all the way on the other side of the house....😒

I....think she HAS to be trolling 

Edited Saturday at 02:58 PM by André Toulon

[Still Me]

bed time really. Maybe no eating or snacking after dinner. I will get a wee bit peckish around 10-11 if I’m still up. I also don’t ask to get anything from the fridge or pantry.
 

my upbringing was harsh, so I tend to be a bit rigid when it comes to some things. I do tend to maintain the standards ingrained 

[Still Me]

Ooooh yeah, no eating in bed. I’m in bed and I have milk duds…fuck you dad! Lol

[-Kudasai-]

Playing video games whenever I want for how long I want without the fear of my dad telling me to "turn that shit off and go outside"

Edited Saturday at 06:24 PM by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

I forgot one. I’m pretty much perpetually online these days. My mom always tried to force me to no more than an hour or two at a time.

[[classic swim]]

Elbows on the table.

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, [classic swim] said:

Elbows on the table.

I've heard of this one and I would have been a beaten behind... because dafuq 

[mthor]

Swearing.

My parents used to ground us for swearing. Now I can't speak for 30 seconds without dropping an f-bomb or a Jesus Christ. 

[André Toulon]

17 minutes ago, mthor said:

Swearing.

My parents used to ground us for swearing. Now I can't speak for 30 seconds without dropping an f-bomb or a Jesus Christ. 

My mom was very lax on cursing because they ALL do it except my Aunt....worst I've ever heard her say was damn, and it was in a church context....but one day i slipped around my mom...i was maybe 17 at the time, because despite my drug use and drinking, i still didn't cuss around my mom. But after the slip, she didn't even flinch...it was on and poppin' after that. But I still try not to do it around her, but when I do, she doesnt bat an eye..... probably could have been cussing at 12

Was Jesus Christ like cursing in your home? I've encountered a few people like that, but the last chick i let invade my space was on some serious religious stuff and some times i would be like JC, then she'd go OMG, stop using the lords name in vain...and I would say you just said OMG....how is that not the same🤷🏿‍♂️

Edited Saturday at 08:06 PM by André Toulon

[discolé monade]

i constantly question authority

i cuss like a marine

i smoke weed until i'm straight

i don't drive with 10 and 2. sometimes i just drive with my knees

i'll go in and out as many damn times as i please, AND i might just leave the damn door open ( i won't...but that's not the point)

i'll turn that thermostat to hades in the winter if i'm cold enough...and the summer...well...let's just say hell may just get icey yet. 

i let my animals on the bed. 

i pee with the door open

i wash my clothes varying times during the week

and i clean the house at a reasonable hour any day i feel like. not saturday morning at 0600.

[discolé monade]

7 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

Elbows on the table.

OMG my step monster would stab me with a fork if an elbow grazed the table. 

and don't forget the stupid napkin on the lap. 

[mthor]

29 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

OMG my step monster would stab me with a fork if an elbow grazed the table. 

and don't forget the stupid napkin on the lap. 

My father had the Doom Spoon. Any violation of Emily Post earned a crack on the head with the Spoon.

[mthor]

5 hours ago, André Toulon said:

My mom was very lax on cursing because they ALL do it except my Aunt....worst I've ever heard her say was damn, and it was in a church context....but one day i slipped around my mom...i was maybe 17 at the time, because despite my drug use and drinking, i still didn't cuss around my mom. But after the slip, she didn't even flinch...it was on and poppin' after that. But I still try not to do it around her, but when I do, she doesnt bat an eye..... probably could have been cussing at 12

Was Jesus Christ like cursing in your home? I've encountered a few people like that, but the last chick i let invade my space was on some serious religious stuff and some times i would be like JC, then she'd go OMG, stop using the lords name in vain...and I would say you just said OMG....how is that not the same🤷🏿‍♂️

Not only was Jesus Christ swearing, oh my God was swearing, and my mom was not particularly tolerant of crap or fart

 

[-Kudasai-]

Just a couple of more things

Listening to music as loud as I want explicit lyrics and all and for that matter buying music with that parental advisory label

Sleeping in, getting up really early in the morning is pointless since I usually work in the middle of the afternoon or late in the afternoon and I usually get just a little bit after 9 and my leisure time late at night. Most night I'm in bed by 3 am and don't get up until either 8:30 or just after 9 and I refuse to get up any earlier than that. 

 

 

 

[PhilosipherStoned]

12 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I dont turn shit off during a storm....if lightning is going to strike my TV, then that mfer just struck. Im not about to be bored while its storming unless the lights just go out.

I eat my vegetables, but not if i dont want to....if i dont want it, its trash.... especially if a mfer serve me greens...cabbage is cool, but fuck greens

Some of my underwear has holes in it, and i dont care if im in an accident...now they can just rip them off instead of cutting them.

Funny enough I remember as a kid I always though that lightning coming in through the tv shit was dumb as hell, but my grandma told me that during a severe thunderstorm one time and the lightning did blow up the tv. My grandma lives in the fucking middle of nowhere. Like literally the cartoon character Muriel from courage the cowardly dog could've been directly inspired by her...

 

[katt_goddess]

Cats indoors. I haz kitty, kitty is spoiled inside kitty. 

Sugar cereal. It's a thing, it's food, it's any meal I want it to be if I feel like getting some.

Ice cream can be flavors other than vanilla. In fact, I banned vanilla ice cream from my home. F you, vanilla ice cream.

Video game systems are a thing. They don't blow up tv sets and they don't jack up the electric bill. 

Graphic t-shirts. 99% of my t-shirts have stuff on them to make up for the fact that 'graphic t-shirts are a waste of money' growing up.

Cartoons. Surprise, there's no such thing as watching too much cartoons and cartoons don't automatically rot your brain. 

Authority. I will question you and I will make a fist in the face of injustice. Try and stop me. 

Gender-appropriate roles. See also: 'Authority'. 

[PhilosipherStoned]

My step dad used to always say dogs belong outside... Especially the dogs I bred for a while.

My dogs: 

[PhilosipherStoned]

Also this. 

[discolé monade]

16 hours ago, mthor said:

My father had the Doom Spoon. Any violation of Emily Post earned a crack on the head with the Spoon.

FUCK MS. MANNERS. 

there...i said it. 

[-Kudasai-]

Slamming doors, if I come home in a bad mood I'm slamming that son of a bitch