Good shopping, today

[André Toulon]

7 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

It's not a Fossil and I hadn't been the first to mention a Fossil here.

But it is. 

You just know nothing about the products you buy.

i knew you didn't and was just waiting for you to tell me im wrong when I was buying fossils when I was working at subway in highschool. Skagen is their "luxury" line, but its still hot trash.

[André Toulon]

The stats for this topic are insane😆

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

6 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

But it is. 

You just know nothing about the products you buy.

i knew you didn't and was just waiting for you to tell me im wrong when I was buying fossils when I was working at subway in highschool. Skagen is their "luxury" line, but its still hot trash.

Now, I need to see whether this thing is post or pre 2012.

 

[André Toulon]

17 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Fossil...

Now, I gotta look and see whether this thing is post or pre 2012.

It was too late for the edit pimpin', I had already quoted your stupidity 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

4 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

The stats for this topic are insane😆

That's easy when weasels like you keep chsnging the subject every eight minutes.

[André Toulon]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

That's easy when weasels like you keep chsnging the subject every eight minutes.

Dude, you tried to change the subject less than 10 posts ago and i called you on it ...wtf is wrong with you🤣

Every derail in this thread is because of you.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, André Toulon said:

Dude, you tried to change the subject less than 10 posts ago and i called you on it ...wtf is wrong with you🤣

Every derail in this thread is because of you.

So?  And this me, not caring anymore.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qIUg56-tvaw&pp=ygUUTGFmZiBiYWcgbm92ZWx0eSB0b3k%3D

[André Toulon]

Who am I kidding, I could never give this up...its better than a bed time story while being tucked in by Wreck it Ralph

[André Toulon]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So?  And this me, not caring anymore.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qIUg56-tvaw&pp=ygUUTGFmZiBiYWcgbm92ZWx0eSB0b3k%3D

 

[André Toulon]

I know you dont get the reference...this how you get handled in your own threads

 

[André Toulon]

Aw, did he ragequit

 

[stilgar]

59 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Dude, you tried to change the subject less than 10 posts ago and i called you on it ...wtf is wrong with you🤣

Every derail in this thread is because of you.

Fuck, packard thinks he is talking to himself and that all of us are him.

[André Toulon]

27 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Fuck, packard thinks he is talking to himself and that all of us are him.

Schizophrenia would explain a lot

[Insipid]

4 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I was never employed by either Trump or Icahn.  Try again.

I didn't say that you were. You just asked what happened in a certain time frame.

Do try to keep up. And you didn't even deny it.

[discolé monade]

5 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

That's easy when weasels like you keep chsnging the subject every eight minutes.

pot and kettle, sittin in a tree, f - u - -c- k- i -n- g, first came crackard then he came again. 

his poor rosey palm, is now disintegrated

[discolé monade]

5 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Who am I kidding, I could never give this up...its better than a bed time story while being tucked in by Wreck it Ralph

"first you're gonna' make it, then you're gonna' break it 'til it falls apart. " EctBM

[1pooh4u]

11 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

It doesn't matter how long cars have been equipped with brakes.  The sad fact is that even in this day and age, you still 

Can... not... comply... with a stop order without pressing those brakes.

The time frame when stop signals were first employed is not relevant.  At its very best, it's a tangent.  The sigals are here now.  Deal with it in a mature and responsible fashion or just end up experienncing all that happens when you fail to press the brakes.

As for the bar manager and all the guys working under them, they always know more about their business than you do.

You don’t know what you’re talking about. BUT WHAT ORDER ARE THE BAR MANAGERS COMPLYING WITH PACKARD. SHOW ME

You are so fuckin dumb and such a fuckin liar. All this because you can’t admit you’re a crackhead and that coffee isn’t a soft drink and no regulation requires a list of sales on alcohol vs nonalcoholic beverages 

as I said I was a bar tender for a while I know you’re full of shit. Thing is you know nothing about it and just make shit up. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

You don’t know what you’re talking about. BUT WHAT ORDER ARE THE BAR MANAGERS COMPLYING WITH PACKARD. SHOW ME

You are so fuckin dumb and such a fuckin liar. All this because you can’t admit you’re a crackhead and that coffee isn’t a soft drink and no regulation requires a list of sales on alcohol vs nonalcoholic beverages 

as I said I was a bar tender for a while I know you’re full of shit. Thing is you know nothing about it and just make shit up. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qIUg56-tvaw&pp=ygUUTGFmZiBiYWcgbm92ZWx0eSB0b3k%3D

[1pooh4u]

I’m not clicking your links you little rage quitting baby

 

[1pooh4u]

Crackard rage quit his own thread because he know he’s finished. He’s so dumb and sad. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

I’m not clicking your links you little rage quitting baby

 

I just realized that trying to talk to you isn't any different from trying to talk to a turnip.

[1pooh4u]

hUrR dUrR yOu StIlL hAvE tO pReSs ThE bRaKe tO sToP iT’S tHe LaW tHe bRaKe iT mAkEs tHe cAr g0 St0p hUrR I’M PaCkArD aND I’M a cRaCKaHoLiC DuRr 

-Packard every thread

[1pooh4u]

4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I just realized that trying to talk to you isn't any different from trying to talk to a turnip.

look at the pot calling the kettle black. You got your shit pushed in. In your own fuckin thread AGAIN. 
 

fuckin Swiss cheese brain, you got 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

11 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

look at the pot calling the kettle black. You got your shit pushed in. In your own fuckin thread AGAIN. 
 

fuckin Swiss cheese brain, you got 

This from a guy wo doesn't who doesn't understand even minimum basics of cause and effect.

 

Okay, champ.  The next time you're driving and you're behind a school bus with its stop flag out, let me see you try to stop without pressing the brake... just because the law does not specifically spell out verbatem, "press the brake".

Edited 7 hours ago by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[1pooh4u]

9 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

This from a guy wo doesn't who doesn't understand even minimum basics of cause and effect.

 

Okay, champ.  The next time you're driving and you're behind a school bus with its stop flag out, let me see you try to stop without pressing the brake... just because the law does not specifically spell out verbatem, "press the brake".

None of this has anything to do with regulations in NJ requiring coffee to be listed as a soft drink and just because it might be on the same page as soft drinks also doesn’t make it a soft drink. You said regulations require it. You never showed your work Packard. You’re like dealing with a child caught in a lie so they tell outlandish stories trying to squirm their way out of trouble. Sure the story sounds perfectly reasonable to the 5 year old, but the rest of us adults know it’s nonsense 

 

[1pooh4u]

Buddy incinerated you in your own thread because you’re stupid. 

[discolé monade]

26 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

This from a guy wo doesn't who doesn't understand even minimum basics of cause and effect.

 

Okay, champ.  The next time you're driving and you're behind a school bus with its stop flag out, let me see you try to stop without pressing the brake... just because the law does not specifically spell out verbatem, "press the brake".

again with the misgendering. 

you disrespectful fuck. 

i hope you approach the wrong queen and they mule kick you in the nuts. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, discolé monade said:

again with the misgendering. 

you disrespectful fuck. 

i hope you approach the wrong queen and they mule kick you in the nuts. 

Real queens are civilized.  Pooh is a hack.

[André Toulon]

29 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

This from a guy wo doesn't who doesn't understand even minimum basics of cause and effect.

 

Okay, champ.  The next time you're driving and you're behind a school bus with its stop flag out, let me see you try to stop without pressing the brake... just because the law does not specifically spell out verbatem, "press the brake".

Look man, just because you were dumb enough to come back here, let me give you some advice.

Pooh isn't Poof....I know what you're doing and you're wrong again. You're not fighting woke culture. Everyone here is not a man, and Pooh in particular is not a man and  someone who can end your time here permanently.

This is the mod I was warning you would piss off. So when you get banned, don't say it was because she didn't understand cause and effect...Its because you don't. Now carry on, and play nice.... I would really like you to still be active monday while i sit at the doctor 

[André Toulon]

29 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Buddy incinerated you in your own thread because you’re stupid. 

Nah, you tore them ankles up ...i just sucker punched the poor old guy with his own hubris 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

32 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

None of this has anything to do with regulations in NJ requiring coffee to be listed as a soft drink and just because it might be on the same page as soft drinks also doesn’t make it a soft drink. You said regulations require it. You never showed your work Packard. You’re like dealing with a child caught in a lie so they tell outlandish stories trying to squirm their way out of trouble. Sure the story sounds perfectly reasonable to the 5 year old, but the rest of us adults know it’s nonsense 

 

So, you not only fail to comprehend cause and effect, you also seem to think that everything around you 100% stand alone and exists in a complete vacuum - not one solitary thing or circumstance ever related to another in any way.

[1pooh4u]

5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, you not only fail to comprehend cause and effect, you also seem to think that everything around you 100% stand alone and exists in a complete vacuum - not one solitary thing or circumstance ever related to another in any way.

Do you understand cause and effect?  You been banned so often that I don’t think you do.  
 

there is no cause and effect relationship between casino bars taking inventory and coffee being a soft drink 

cause- you claimed regulators make bars list coffee as a soft drink

effect- you were asked to post the regulations 

you never did.  
 

             The End 

[1pooh4u]

28 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Real queens are civilized.  Pooh is a hack.

Says the clown calling coffee a soft drink for 100 pages and denying caffeine and nicotine are drugs for 30 pages despite being shown otherwise 

you are such a fuckin clown. Everything about you is just the saddest fuckin circus. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

Do you understand cause and effect?  You been banned so often that I don’t think you do.  
 

there is no cause and effect relationship between casino bars taking inventory and coffee being a soft drink 

cause- you claimed regulators make bars list coffee as a soft drink

effect- you were asked to post the regulations 

you never did.  
 

             The End 

When the coffee is listed in the soft drink column, along side the tea, the Bai, the soy milk, the pennywort, etc. , it's a soft drink simply because it doesn't belong in the hard drink column unless the Wild Turkey is mixed with it.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

6 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Says the clown calling coffee a soft drink for 100 pages and denying caffeine and nicotine are drugs for 30 pages despite being shown otherwise 

you are such a fuckin clown. Everything about you is just the saddest fuckin circus. 

You didn't "show" me anything but some cretin's motley parade of hired professional bullhorns and clapping seals in that regard.

Edited 6 hours ago by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[mthor]

11 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Says the clown calling coffee a soft drink for 100 pages and denying caffeine and nicotine are drugs for 30 pages despite being shown otherwise 

 

Save your breath. This is the same man who says that cigarette smoke has no smell.

[1pooh4u]

3 minutes ago, mthor said:

Save your breath. This is the same man who says that cigarette smoke has no smell.

True

Ode to Crackard

 

[1pooh4u]

17 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You didn't "show" me anything but some cretin's motley parade of hired professional bullhorns and clapping seals in that regard.

“i’M CrAcKaRd aNd i rEjEcT sCiEnCe bEcAuSe i kNoW bEtTeR. i GrAdUaTeD fRoM gRaDe sKeWl AnD fAcEbOoK uNIvErsItY”

I really don’t understand how you survive this world being such a fuckin loser. 

[naraku360]

56 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

i hope you approach the wrong queen and they mule kick you in the nuts. 

Packard doesn't have nuts.

[1pooh4u]

Holy shit Packard been doing the same dumb shit for at least 6 years. That vid was made in 2019 but we know realistically it’s more like 25, but probably closer to 60. I really have no clue how old Packard is cuz he acts like a dumb crotchety old boomer but got the body of someone from the silent generation 

[scoobdog]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

Holy shit Packard been doing the same dumb shit for at least 6 years. That vid was made in 2019 but we know realistically it’s more like 25, but probably closer to 60. I really have no clue how old Packard is cuz he acts like a dumb crotchety old boomer but got the body of someone from the silent generation 

I bet he’s Gen X.

[1pooh4u]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

I bet he’s Gen X.

Damn then he really acts way older

we’re Gen X and don’t behave like dumb fuckin boomers romanticizing the days when 7 year olds were able to hold full time jobs, like how he does. 

[André Toulon]

5 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I bet he’s Gen X.

 

[André Toulon]

On 7/10/2025 at 1:53 PM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Lunch, new shirt and a Skagen.

Money leftover for other things.

.......

Can we see the new shirt?

[1pooh4u]

We should pivot this thread to Packard’s misuse of the word “truncated” and his lack of understanding of what “truncated English” is 

“i hEaRd A wErD So i’M gOnNa uSe iT”

 

[[classic swim]]

35 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

True

Ode to Crackard

 

Can we get a sequel?

[1pooh4u]

3 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Can we get a sequel?

I have a few of them. None new 😆 I might just have to make something new. I posted these too many times 😆

My cat telling me to shut up in the background cmtfu IDE hear it originally until Buddy pointed it out 😆😬

 

[André Toulon]

 

 

[discolé monade]

2 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Real queens are civilized.  Pooh is a hack.

real queens? like you've been in the company of?

look....dirty mike and the boys playing marie antoinette dressup for 'guillotine night' during 'soup kitchen in the prius' does not a queen make. i'm sure they gave you the night of your life though. 

[mthor]

2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Damn then he really acts way older

we’re Gen X and don’t behave like dumb fuckin boomers romanticizing the days when 7 year olds were able to hold full time jobs, like how he does. 

Please don't lump him in with boomers - we get blamed for enough already. 

Packard isn't really representative of a generational cohort anyway.  He's more of an archetype - that eternal figure of The Smug Asshole Who Knows Everything and Can't Wait to Tell You. Search back through history, folk tale, and myth, and you will find that there have always been Packards.

Edited to add: And they have always been wrong.

Edited 3 hours ago by mthor