Humans need blowout valves

[molarbear]

Think about it

Modern day piercings are getting all kinds of different

There has to be some way for them to put a little tube in my face near my nose/eye junction that I could just open to relieve sinus pressure this time of year

 

 

[André Toulon]

Sooooo....not nostrils?

[The_annoying_one]

I'm quite happy with the number of holes already in my face, thanks.

[Raptorpat]

the sinuses are swelling more than they are filled with goop

you either gotta relieve the swelling or relieve the pressure of the swelling by embiggening its boney prison

[discolé monade]

saline nasal rinse

  it's fun

[mthor]

37 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

saline nasal rinse

  it's fun

I tried that.

 

I almost drowned.

[discolé monade]

 i use this. i love it. 

[molarbear]

16 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Sooooo....not nostrils?

Too simple

Gotta bypass those, they're not working as intended 

 

[molarbear]

16 hours ago, Raptorpat said:

the sinuses are swelling more than they are filled with goop

you either gotta relieve the swelling or relieve the pressure of the swelling by embiggening its boney prison

are you implying that breaking my face would enlarge the boney prison?

 

Free the sinus yams!!!!!!!

[molarbear]

1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

saline nasal rinse

  it's fun

My nose is doing that on its own atm, along with one of my eyes 

[molarbear]

26 minutes ago, mthor said:

I tried that.

 

I almost drowned.

>.>

I'm glad I'm not the only one that had that experience 

[viperxmns]

When Rocko turned his ear so all his snot started pouring out of his ear instead of his nose kind of appealed to me in imagining I could just have all my snot pour out of my ear and be done with it but I don't have cartoon wallaby ears so it probably wouldn't be as good

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

15 minutes ago, molarbear said:

My nose is doing that on its own atm, along with one of my eyes 

What you're actually seeing is a saline solution being pumped in through one nostril and pumped out the other. It's not just a fountain of snot pouring out.

[Raptorpat]

2 hours ago, molarbear said:

are you implying that breaking my face would enlarge the boney prison?

 

Free the sinus yams!!!!!!!

technically yes

[katt_goddess]

Are you not able to vent through your nasolacrimal ducts? 

[molarbear]

6 hours ago, viperxmns said:

When Rocko turned his ear so all his snot started pouring out of his ear instead of his nose kind of appealed to me in imagining I could just have all my snot pour out of my ear and be done with it but I don't have cartoon wallaby ears so it probably wouldn't be as good

I want the machine they used on Krum? In real Monsters

Some weird tube they stuffed up his nostrils that sucked everything out

[molarbear]

6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

What you're actually seeing is a saline solution being pumped in through one nostril and pumped out the other. It's not just a fountain of snot pouring out.

I get that

I'm not sure how saline is going to help when my body is forcing its own fluid out

[molarbear]

3 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Are you not able to vent through your nasolacrimal ducts? 

They do squeak when my nose gets stuffy

but, no. I think they get dammed up with gunk, no matter how many eye drops I try