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1 minute ago, Jman said:

He posts AI because the actual photos of his dying bloated body wouldn’t elect anything but laughter.

What’s up w the stupid civil war hat? It’s like he wants a civil war and ofc he would think he’s the good guy with the union colors.🙄 seriously if he wants to be completely honest he should wear southern gray. 

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25 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

What’s up w the stupid civil war hat?

U.S. Calvary Stetson.  It's actually regulation.  The character he's mimicking (Lt. Col. Kilgore) wore one.

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5 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

The new Chipotle ad does nothing for me. 

It makes it look like you get flaming blowhole from their salads. 

Because people do get flaming blowhole from them 😆

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12 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

That’s so fuckin dumb 😆

On a side note - I've never seen the movie all the way through.  I think I rented it, but fell asleep while it played.  I only made it 3 pages into "Heart of Darkness" in HS because it was putting me to sleep.  The HSs I went to were really good at picking books that bored me to sleep (Gatsby, Catcher & this dreck).  Never anything like Vonnegut.

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10 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I cant wait until he tells these cities he's invading that they need to pay for having the military there.

there it is. 

and i'm wondering if he's sending troops back before 30 days. 

like on day 29, orders are up, so that BAC and MED don't have to be paid. 

 

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, tsar4 said:

 

ok...but the rest of the "reporters" should have slapped back with  "i'd like to hear the answer to her question"

nope...we get more sound bytes to make sure we're pissed off at only some of the problem here. 

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off spells off.
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Lately, I keep imagining a certain scene from Return of the Jedi, with Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia. Donald Trump is Jabba and Melania is Leia. Anyway, there is this one scene where . . . let's just say Melania redeems herself and saves others, as promoting violence against certain people is a no-no. I imagine her to be just as scantily-clad as Leia was. I also imagine her to have an orgasm, the first she ever had doing anything with Trump. She is so happy, like she has never known happiness like this, being the ice cold bitch she is . . . but then her labia protrudes and then she is all "cyka blyat."

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1 hour ago, Jman said:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-looks-drowsy-exhausted-35865961

Trump's health will continue to remain under scrutiny as he falls asleep during the US Open final, looking haggard and exhausted.  As speculated a few pages prior, a micro-industry of trying to predict his health failings and eventual death seems to be emerging.

I read that the USTA didn’t want announcers focusing so much on the boos Trump received when he showed up on the Jumbotron. He’s too old to be sitting in an open air stadium ofc he’s gonna take a nap. 😆

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16 hours ago, Insipid said:

Lately, I keep imagining a certain scene from Return of the Jedi, with Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia. Donald Trump is Jabba and Melania is Leia. Anyway, there is this one scene where . . . let's just say Melania redeems herself and saves others, as promoting violence against certain people is a no-no. I imagine her to be just as scantily-clad as Leia was. I also imagine her to have an orgasm, the first she ever had doing anything with Trump. She is so happy, like she has never known happiness like this, being the ice cold bitch she is . . . but then her labia protrudes and then she is all "cyka blyat."

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wow. 

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Posted
Just now, discolé monade said:

like a young girl. pubescent even. 

fucking. 

gross. 

The stiff dialog is even grosser.  You can just imagine two ultra rich creeps snickering under breaths as they talk about bathing in virgin blood with a wink.

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22 hours ago, tsar4 said:

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Every child has that one grade where everyone becomes fascinated with finding 'bad words' in the dictionary. It lasts for like a minute and then everyone is back to fighting over Garfield or Captain Underpants or whatever the hell else is currently the it series to check out. 

This is totally that episode of 'King of the Hill' where everyone runs for school board including a religious fanatic that's stated goal is to ban all offensive encyclopedias. And biology class.

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