myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Hooters lady challenged him to a hot dog eating contest at Hooters!

[Seight]

Goes to Nathan's for the chicken fingers

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to the Subway across town because their lettuce is more lettucey.

[discolé monade]

once had a 45 minute segment on public access, in which he would stare into the camera, and not say a word. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is organizing a class-action lawsuit against Dollar Tree because they don’t sell trees.

[little_girl_lost]

Tours the country as a "Gospel Mime"

[discolé monade]

when asked  her feelings about the most sensual dance, she boldy exclaims a hearty " tap tap tappedy tap tap "

[Seight]

Is a travelling QVC Host 

[discolé monade]

is a roadie for the traveling QVC show. 

[The_annoying_one]

Was once featured on Antiques Roadshow with a can of tuna purchased 3 weeks ago.

[Seight]

Found a Cheeto that looks like Herbert Hoover

[The_annoying_one]

Once tried to use Q-Tips as chopsticks.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Every night tries to clean his ears with chopsticks.

[discolé monade]

will only eat tomato slices with exactly 37 seeds. 

[[classic swim]]

Alerts the press that Patti gave birth to a ten pound baby boy.

[The_annoying_one]

Calls his local news station every time he gets stuck at a red light.

[[classic swim]]

He was at the petting zoo in front of the animals with a slice of pizza and Kudasai walked up to him and said “sir, please don’t eat in front of the donkeys.”

[discolé monade]

has been trying to commit to memory, billy joel's 'we didn't start the fire' , since karoke night in 1997, when he stumbled over  'and the catcher in the rye',  with,  'nurse ratchett was high'. 

[Seight]

Knows the lyrics to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" but only if they're high

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Can "sing" the entire drum solo to In A Gadda Da Vida with 100% accuracy every time.

[The_annoying_one]

Is currently writing a song where the only “instrument” is the sound of keys jingling.

[discolé monade]

realizes that he doesn't really know what in a gadda da vida really is...but likes to play along with his bedazzling  15 minute spoons solo. 

Edited July 4, 2025 by discolé monade
it takes 2 spoons, otherwise you're just eating yogurt

[naraku360]

The reason she believes she never farts is because she's only farted once in her life, and it's still going to this day.

[little_girl_lost]

That's him in the corner

That's him in the spot-light

Googling circumcision

[Seight]

Informs everyone that she has her spine whenever she buys Orange Crush

[The_annoying_one]

Created a very successful line of mittens that play music while you wear them.

[Virtual Satyr]

Has actually solved 95% of the cases in Unsolved Mysteries but will not divulge any of the information so as not to ruin the show for anybody else.

[Seight]

Wrote all of Jonathan Frakes' one liners for Beyond Belief

[-Kudasai-]

Was unsuccessful in getting his ban lifted from the San Diego Zoo 

[[classic swim]]

Tried to get Kudasai Donkey to stop destroying the furniture at Flea Market Montgomery while Kudasai Donkey went rheayheeeayhheeaheaaaah!

[The_annoying_one]

Was banned from the local community college for teaching a class on all the ways to use a Shop Vac.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns several pairs of Mr Magoo boxer shorts 

[Seight]

Bought a pair of Alf slippers

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with a Slimer plushie 

[The_annoying_one]

Is wearing Spidey undies right now.

[[classic swim]]

Angrily reviews every Grog comic.

[mthor]

Can identify grape soda by brand, production facility, and batch date simply by sniffing the bottle cap.

[discolé monade]

is the only other living soul, besides myself, that knows the mystic, and ancient language of hibijibi, as handed down from zoom. 

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps with a Huckleberry Hound plush toy 

[discolé monade]

answers the phone like huckleberry hound

[The_annoying_one]

Begins every email with “Hey, knucklehead”.

[Seight]

Can do a perfect impression of Donnie Thornberry

[[classic swim]]

He asked Guster if we could all go to adults-only Chuck E. Cheese and she was like “No, Seight! We will noot (NOOT!) go to adults-only Chuck E. Cheese!”

[The_annoying_one]

Was kicked out of SeaWorld for screaming at the dolphins.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Didn't vandalize anything at the Santa Clara County Fair.

[mthor]

Thinks cigarette smoke doesn't smell.

[Seight]

Remembers when the Denny's had a cigarette vending machine (what a weird time that was)

[The_annoying_one]

Has dreams of becoming the county clerk in Bismarck, North Dakota.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns a Woody Woodpecker cuckoo clock 

[The_annoying_one]

His alarm every morning is Elmer Fudd laughing.