myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

He has to sniff the hoonies.

[The_annoying_one]

Menaces people with a water gun every day.

[mthor]

Plays Sousa marches on the kazoo while grocery shopping.

[-Kudasai-]

Her current ringtone

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the president of The Andy Griffith Fan Club.

[-Kudasai-]

Can whistle the Andy Griffith show theme song

[[classic swim]]

He called Aunt Bea an ugly bitch in the Don Knotts voice and threw popcorn at the screen when she showed up.

[discolé monade]

secretly wishes someone would crank call him, and talk about musty balls. 

Edited August 5, 2025 by discolé monade
lol

[Seight]

Created a Jerky Boys AI chatbot

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

11 minutes ago, Seight said:

 

Didn't buy any nautical themed wood carvings at Macy's. 

Edited August 5, 2025 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[mthor]

Won't let retail workers take a break in peace.

[discolé monade]

directed the first episode of wundershowzen's 'beat kids' . 

[1pooh4u]

She once threw an unruly child down a well and got away with it 

[The_annoying_one]

Will legit fight over the last loaf of bread in the store.

[discolé monade]

was there for the 'bread massacre' of '98. 

[1pooh4u]

Assisted me in the bread massacre of ‘98 

[-Kudasai-]

 Ran out of pins to stick in her musty janitor voodoo doll 

[1pooh4u]

Has the world’s biggest can of febreeze in Northwestern Detroit 

[mthor]

Ends every conversation with "This has been a Quinn Martin production."

 

(Are you guys old enough for that?)

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to educate people on the many uses of baking soda.

[1pooh4u]

Is a roller derby champion 

[little_girl_lost]

Uses a $1Off One Can Any Style Copenhagen coupon that expired 12/31/2011 as a bookmark

[-Kudasai-]

Has never lost a game of rock paper scissors 

[The_annoying_one]

Co-wrote “Thriller”.

[[classic swim]]

Took candy from a baby. Also told off the irresponsible parent feeding an infant candy instead of formula.

[-Kudasai-]

Doesn't allow Mr Hoonie to use his bathtub so he sprays him with the water hose and a bottle of Pamolive to clean him up

Edited August 6, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Grabs Mr. Hoonie by the neck and says he has to sniff the Heidi Heidi hos, and the Heidi Heidi hayys.

[-Kudasai-]

Also doesn't allow Mr Hoonie to use his toilet instead he gave him keys to Packard's apartment if he has to go to the bathroom 

[[classic swim]]

He put airbags in Packard’s couch so Packard & Mr. Hoonie would fly into the air busting their asses with their Tyson chicken nuggets.

[1pooh4u]

Was once used as a replacement for syrup of ipicack (sp wrong) at the ER during an attempted cult unaliving event 

[[classic swim]]

Doesn’t have worms or maggots in her, but is made out of the chemical element known as Mercury.

[1pooh4u]

Once punched someone in the wubba wubba for talkin shit about the world’s friendliest bear 

[mthor]

Gave Smokey the Bear a lighter.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a picnic every Sunday, in the hopes of catching Yogi Bear.

[discolé monade]

refuses to reference yellowstone national park by anything OTHER than JELLYstone. 

[1pooh4u]

Visited Yellowstone National Park with the largest loaf of white bread. Best bud brought the largest jars of peanut butter and jelly. Both were disappointed when they didn’t meet Yogi or BooBoo. 

[-Kudasai-]

Trained her cat to laugh like Muttley

[The_annoying_one]

Laughs like Popeye.

[discolé monade]

first saw popeye the cartoon at age 7. 

is STILL trying to squeeze a can of spinach open. 

[[classic swim]]

Does the YOP YOP seal sound effect at restaurants.

[discolé monade]

insists on ringing a service bell, before using the facilities.*

Spoiler

* taking a shit

 

Edited August 6, 2025 by discolé monade

[-Kudasai-]

Is haunted by the ghost of the old lady she beat up over the Tickle Me Elmo doll 

[[classic swim]]

He says YOP YOP exactly like a seal and jumps on top of his sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd who he wants to have sexual relations with!

[-Kudasai-]

Purrs like a cat whenever Mr Hoonie rubs his belly 

[[classic swim]]

He spent 10,000 dollars on my chicken costume.

[-Kudasai-]

Broke his his right hand when he was a kid because he tried to bash a brick block with his fist after playing Super Mario Bros 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Tries to eat spinach through a tobacco pipe like Popeye.

[[classic swim]]

He walked into Guster’s restaurant and Guster laughed ferociously at his big face like OHHOHOHOHOHO and starts chasing him out of the establishment for having a big face.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Moonlights as an amateur stand-up comedian. His biggest influence is Kenny Bania from Seinfeld. His big show stopper is a 13 and a half minute bit about Hungry Man TV dinners.

[discolé monade]

started the slender man urban legend.