mthor Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Plays Sousa marches on the kazoo while grocery shopping. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Is the president of The Andy Griffith Fan Club. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted August 5 Posted August 5 He called Aunt Bea an ugly bitch in the Don Knotts voice and threw popcorn at the screen when she showed up. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted August 5 Author Posted August 5 (edited) secretly wishes someone would crank call him, and talk about musty balls. Edited August 5 by discolé monade lol 1 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted August 5 Posted August 5 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Seight said: Didn't buy any nautical themed wood carvings at Macy's. Edited August 5 by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
discolé monade Posted August 5 Author Posted August 5 directed the first episode of wundershowzen's 'beat kids' . 3 Quote
1pooh4u Posted August 5 Posted August 5 She once threw an unruly child down a well and got away with it 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Will legit fight over the last loaf of bread in the store. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted August 5 Author Posted August 5 was there for the 'bread massacre' of '98. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Ran out of pins to stick in her musty janitor voodoo doll 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Has the world’s biggest can of febreeze in Northwestern Detroit 1 3 Quote
mthor Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Ends every conversation with "This has been a Quinn Martin production." (Are you guys old enough for that?) 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Likes to educate people on the many uses of baking soda. 5 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Uses a $1Off One Can Any Style Copenhagen coupon that expired 12/31/2011 as a bookmark 6 Quote
[classic swim] Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Took candy from a baby. Also told off the irresponsible parent feeding an infant candy instead of formula. 1 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted August 5 Posted August 5 (edited) Doesn't allow Mr Hoonie to use his bathtub so he sprays him with the water hose and a bottle of Pamolive to clean him up Edited August 6 by Mode 7 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Grabs Mr. Hoonie by the neck and says he has to sniff the Heidi Heidi hos, and the Heidi Heidi hayys. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Also doesn't allow Mr Hoonie to use his toilet instead he gave him keys to Packard's apartment if he has to go to the bathroom 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted August 5 Posted August 5 He put airbags in Packard’s couch so Packard & Mr. Hoonie would fly into the air busting their asses with their Tyson chicken nuggets. 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Was once used as a replacement for syrup of ipicack (sp wrong) at the ER during an attempted cult unaliving event 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Doesn’t have worms or maggots in her, but is made out of the chemical element known as Mercury. 2 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted August 5 Posted August 5 Once punched someone in the wubba wubba for talkin shit about the world’s friendliest bear 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted August 6 Posted August 6 Has a picnic every Sunday, in the hopes of catching Yogi Bear. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted August 6 Author Posted August 6 refuses to reference yellowstone national park by anything OTHER than JELLYstone. 4 Quote
1pooh4u Posted August 6 Posted August 6 Visited Yellowstone National Park with the largest loaf of white bread. Best bud brought the largest jars of peanut butter and jelly. Both were disappointed when they didn’t meet Yogi or BooBoo. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted August 6 Author Posted August 6 first saw popeye the cartoon at age 7. is STILL trying to squeeze a can of spinach open. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted August 6 Posted August 6 Does the YOP YOP seal sound effect at restaurants. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted August 6 Author Posted August 6 (edited) insists on ringing a service bell, before using the facilities.* Spoiler * taking a shit Edited August 6 by discolé monade 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted August 6 Posted August 6 Is haunted by the ghost of the old lady she beat up over the Tickle Me Elmo doll 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted August 6 Posted August 6 He says YOP YOP exactly like a seal and jumps on top of his sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd who he wants to have sexual relations with! 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted August 6 Posted August 6 He spent 10,000 dollars on my chicken costume. 1 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted August 6 Posted August 6 Broke his his right hand when he was a kid because he tried to bash a brick block with his fist after playing Super Mario Bros 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 6 Posted August 6 Tries to eat spinach through a tobacco pipe like Popeye. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted August 6 Posted August 6 He walked into Guster’s restaurant and Guster laughed ferociously at his big face like OHHOHOHOHOHO and starts chasing him out of the establishment for having a big face. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 7 Posted August 7 Moonlights as an amateur stand-up comedian. His biggest influence is Kenny Bania from Seinfeld. His big show stopper is a 13 and a half minute bit about Hungry Man TV dinners. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted August 7 Author Posted August 7 started the slender man urban legend. 2 1 Quote
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