myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

He has to sniff the hoonies.

[The_annoying_one]

Menaces people with a water gun every day.

[mthor]

Plays Sousa marches on the kazoo while grocery shopping.

[Mode 7]

Her current ringtone

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the president of The Andy Griffith Fan Club.

[Mode 7]

Can whistle the Andy Griffith show theme song

[[classic swim]]

He called Aunt Bea an ugly bitch in the Don Knotts voice and threw popcorn at the screen when she showed up.

[discolé monade]

secretly wishes someone would crank call him, and talk about musty balls. 

Edited 20 hours ago by discolé monade
lol

[Seight]

Created a Jerky Boys AI chatbot

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

11 minutes ago, Seight said:

 

Didn't buy any nautical themed wood carvings at Macy's. 

Edited 19 hours ago by The Evil Dr. Longshadow

[mthor]

Won't let retail workers take a break in peace.

[discolé monade]

directed the first episode of wundershowzen's 'beat kids' . 

[1pooh4u]

She once threw an unruly child down a well and got away with it 

[The_annoying_one]

Will legit fight over the last loaf of bread in the store.

[discolé monade]

was there for the 'bread massacre' of '98. 

[1pooh4u]

Assisted me in the bread massacre of ‘98 

[Mode 7]

 Ran out of pins to stick in her musty janitor voodoo doll 

[1pooh4u]

Has the world’s biggest can of febreeze in Northwestern Detroit 

[mthor]

Ends every conversation with "This has been a Quinn Martin production."

 

(Are you guys old enough for that?)

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to educate people on the many uses of baking soda.

[1pooh4u]

Is a roller derby champion 

[little_girl_lost]

Uses a $1Off One Can Any Style Copenhagen coupon that expired 12/31/2011 as a bookmark

[Mode 7]

Has never lost a game of rock paper scissors 

[The_annoying_one]

Co-wrote “Thriller”.

[[classic swim]]

Took candy from a baby. Also told off the irresponsible parent feeding an infant candy instead of formula.

[Mode 7]

Doesn't allow Mr Hoonie to use his bathtub so so he sprays him with the water hose and a bottle of Pamolive to clean him up

[[classic swim]]

Grabs Mr. Hoonie by the neck and says he has to sniff the Heidi Heidi hos, and the Heidi Heidi hayys.

[Mode 7]

Also doesn't allow Mr Hoonie to use his toilet instead he gave him keys to Packard's apartment if he has to go to the bathroom 

[[classic swim]]

He put airbags in Packard’s couch so Packard & Mr. Hoonie would fly into the air busting their asses with their Tyson chicken nuggets.

[1pooh4u]

Was once used as a replacement for syrup of ipicack (sp wrong) at the ER during an attempted cult unaliving event 

[[classic swim]]

Doesn’t have worms or maggots in her, but is made out of the chemical element known as Mercury.

[1pooh4u]

Once punched someone in the wubba wubba for talkin shit about the world’s friendliest bear 

[mthor]

Gave Smokey the Bear a lighter.

[The_annoying_one]

Has a picnic every Sunday, in the hopes of catching Yogi Bear.

[discolé monade]

refuses to reference yellowstone national park by anything OTHER than JELLYstone.