[classic swim] Posted June 28 Posted June 28 Hooters lady challenged him to a hot dog eating contest at Hooters! 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 28 Posted June 28 Goes to the Subway across town because their lettuce is more lettucey. 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 2 Author Posted July 2 once had a 45 minute segment on public access, in which he would stare into the camera, and not say a word. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted July 2 Posted July 2 Is organizing a class-action lawsuit against Dollar Tree because they don’t sell trees. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 3 Author Posted July 3 when asked her feelings about the most sensual dance, she boldy exclaims a hearty " tap tap tappedy tap tap " 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted July 3 Posted July 3 Was once featured on Antiques Roadshow with a can of tuna purchased 3 weeks ago. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 3 Posted July 3 Every night tries to clean his ears with chopsticks. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 3 Author Posted July 3 will only eat tomato slices with exactly 37 seeds. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 3 Posted July 3 Alerts the press that Patti gave birth to a ten pound baby boy. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted July 3 Posted July 3 Calls his local news station every time he gets stuck at a red light. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted July 3 Posted July 3 He was at the petting zoo in front of the animals with a slice of pizza and Kudasai walked up to him and said “sir, please don’t eat in front of the donkeys.” 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 4 Author Posted July 4 has been trying to commit to memory, billy joel's 'we didn't start the fire' , since karoke night in 1997, when he stumbled over 'and the catcher in the rye', with, 'nurse ratchett was high'. 3 Quote
Seight Posted July 4 Posted July 4 Knows the lyrics to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" but only if they're high 1 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 4 Posted July 4 Can "sing" the entire drum solo to In A Gadda Da Vida with 100% accuracy every time. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted July 4 Posted July 4 Is currently writing a song where the only “instrument” is the sound of keys jingling. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 4 Author Posted July 4 (edited) realizes that he doesn't really know what in a gadda da vida really is...but likes to play along with his bedazzling 15 minute spoons solo. Edited July 4 by discolé monade it takes 2 spoons, otherwise you're just eating yogurt 3 Quote
naraku360 Posted Sunday at 09:23 AM Posted Sunday at 09:23 AM The reason she believes she never farts is because she's only farted once in her life, and it's still going to this day. 5 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted Sunday at 10:34 AM Posted Sunday at 10:34 AM That's him in the corner That's him in the spot-light Googling circumcision 4 Quote
Seight Posted Sunday at 11:11 AM Posted Sunday at 11:11 AM Informs everyone that she has her spine whenever she buys Orange Crush 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 04:53 PM Posted Sunday at 04:53 PM Created a very successful line of mittens that play music while you wear them. 4 Quote
Virtual Satyr Posted Sunday at 05:55 PM Posted Sunday at 05:55 PM Has actually solved 95% of the cases in Unsolved Mysteries but will not divulge any of the information so as not to ruin the show for anybody else. 3 Quote
Seight Posted Sunday at 11:01 PM Posted Sunday at 11:01 PM Wrote all of Jonathan Frakes' one liners for Beyond Belief 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 12:10 AM Posted Monday at 12:10 AM Was unsuccessful in getting his ban lifted from the San Diego Zoo 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 12:14 AM Posted Monday at 12:14 AM Tried to get Kudasai Donkey to stop destroying the furniture at Flea Market Montgomery while Kudasai Donkey went rheayheeeayhheeaheaaaah! 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 12:21 AM Posted Monday at 12:21 AM Was banned from the local community college for teaching a class on all the ways to use a Shop Vac. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 12:38 AM Posted Monday at 12:38 AM Owns several pairs of Mr Magoo boxer shorts 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 05:15 PM Posted Monday at 05:15 PM Is wearing Spidey undies right now. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 05:38 PM Posted Monday at 05:38 PM Angrily reviews every Grog comic. 3 Quote
mthor Posted Monday at 05:51 PM Posted Monday at 05:51 PM Can identify grape soda by brand, production facility, and batch date simply by sniffing the bottle cap. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 06:04 PM Author Posted Monday at 06:04 PM is the only other living soul, besides myself, that knows the mystic, and ancient language of hibijibi, as handed down from zoom. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 08:00 PM Posted Monday at 08:00 PM Sleeps with a Huckleberry Hound plush toy 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 09:48 PM Author Posted Monday at 09:48 PM answers the phone like huckleberry hound 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 11:30 PM Posted Monday at 11:30 PM Begins every email with “Hey, knucklehead”. 3 Quote
Seight Posted Tuesday at 12:54 AM Posted Tuesday at 12:54 AM Can do a perfect impression of Donnie Thornberry 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 11:24 AM Posted Tuesday at 11:24 AM He asked Guster if we could all go to adults-only Chuck E. Cheese and she was like “No, Seight! We will noot (NOOT!) go to adults-only Chuck E. Cheese!” 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 04:35 PM Posted Tuesday at 04:35 PM Was kicked out of SeaWorld for screaming at the dolphins. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted Tuesday at 04:57 PM Posted Tuesday at 04:57 PM Didn't vandalize anything at the Santa Clara County Fair. Quote
mthor Posted Tuesday at 04:58 PM Posted Tuesday at 04:58 PM Thinks cigarette smoke doesn't smell. 4 3 Quote
Seight Posted Wednesday at 12:48 AM Posted Wednesday at 12:48 AM Remembers when the Denny's had a cigarette vending machine (what a weird time that was) 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 01:11 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:11 AM Has dreams of becoming the county clerk in Bismarck, North Dakota. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 06:31 PM Posted Wednesday at 06:31 PM Owns a Woody Woodpecker cuckoo clock 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 06:50 PM Posted Wednesday at 06:50 PM His alarm every morning is Elmer Fudd laughing. 3 Quote
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