myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Hooters lady challenged him to a hot dog eating contest at Hooters!

[Seight]

Goes to Nathan's for the chicken fingers

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to the Subway across town because their lettuce is more lettucey.

[discolé monade]

once had a 45 minute segment on public access, in which he would stare into the camera, and not say a word. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is organizing a class-action lawsuit against Dollar Tree because they don’t sell trees.

[little_girl_lost]

Tours the country as a "Gospel Mime"

[discolé monade]

when asked  her feelings about the most sensual dance, she boldy exclaims a hearty " tap tap tappedy tap tap "

[Seight]

Is a travelling QVC Host 

[discolé monade]

is a roadie for the traveling QVC show. 

[The_annoying_one]

Was once featured on Antiques Roadshow with a can of tuna purchased 3 weeks ago.

[Seight]

Found a Cheeto that looks like Herbert Hoover

[The_annoying_one]

Once tried to use Q-Tips as chopsticks.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Every night tries to clean his ears with chopsticks.

[discolé monade]

will only eat tomato slices with exactly 37 seeds. 

[[classic swim]]

Alerts the press that Patti gave birth to a ten pound baby boy.

[The_annoying_one]

Calls his local news station every time he gets stuck at a red light.

[[classic swim]]

He was at the petting zoo in front of the animals with a slice of pizza and Kudasai walked up to him and said “sir, please don’t eat in front of the donkeys.”

[discolé monade]

has been trying to commit to memory, billy joel's 'we didn't start the fire' , since karoke night in 1997, when he stumbled over  'and the catcher in the rye',  with,  'nurse ratchett was high'. 

[Seight]

Knows the lyrics to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" but only if they're high

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Can "sing" the entire drum solo to In A Gadda Da Vida with 100% accuracy every time.