myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

Hooters lady challenged him to a hot dog eating contest at Hooters!

[Seight]

Goes to Nathan's for the chicken fingers

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to the Subway across town because their lettuce is more lettucey.

[discolé monade]

once had a 45 minute segment on public access, in which he would stare into the camera, and not say a word. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is organizing a class-action lawsuit against Dollar Tree because they don’t sell trees.

[little_girl_lost]

Tours the country as a "Gospel Mime"

[discolé monade]

when asked  her feelings about the most sensual dance, she boldy exclaims a hearty " tap tap tappedy tap tap "

[Seight]

Is a travelling QVC Host 

[discolé monade]

is a roadie for the traveling QVC show. 

[The_annoying_one]

Was once featured on Antiques Roadshow with a can of tuna purchased 3 weeks ago.