myth busters: boar3d edition

[discolé monade]

likes to walk around town with a 'disney princess talkng wand' , wearing a tutu,  and giving hearty middle finger whilst  yelling her battle cry::

'BIBBIDY BOPPIDY BOOP BITCHES"

 

[The_annoying_one]

Has written dozens of fanfics about the UEMB.

[Seight]

Has read every fanfic about the UEMB on AO3

[discolé monade]

wants to be the villian in the next uemb fanfic. 

 

[little_girl_lost]

eats snickers bars upside down so she can feel the veins on her tongue

[The_annoying_one]

Once got lost in a hallway with only two doors.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the reigning thumb wrestling champion

[Seight]

Is the Internet's foremost expert on the TV series Thumb Wrestling Federation

[-Kudasai-]

Figured out how to shoot the Duck Hunt dog

[The_annoying_one]

Once bought a strategy guide for Tetris.

[GunStarHero]

Claims to have invented the question mark. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the one that ACTUALLY invented the question mark.

[mthor]

Is oddly obsessed with punctuation.

[-Kudasai-]

Used to run a house of ill repute 

Edited February 8, 2025 by Blazing Puck

[Seight]

Meant repute but said it in a way where Google thought it was retype at first

()

[-Kudasai-]

Is also banned from the San Diego Zoo 

[GunStarHero]

Runs a racket selling horses they lure away by sticking an ice cream cone in their back pocket. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was on a episode of Cops

[The_annoying_one]

Has so many aliases that he doesn’t even remember his own name.

[-Kudasai-]

Once suplexed a train

[[classic swim]]

Messed with Sasquatch on behalf of Jack Link’s beef jerky.

[GunStarHero]

Frequently find themselves engaged in gunfights at the local Cracker Barrel because they can't stop calling Reagan a pussy. 

[[classic swim]]

Traveled to ghostrek’s house to give him some pizzas hot dogs and corndogs for him to enjoy and also made sure that the pizzas, hot dogs and corndogs were all free.

[The_annoying_one]

Runs around yelling “Do you know who I am?!?!” to everyone in town.

[-Kudasai-]

Eats the orange peels instead of the actual orange. Does the thing with banannas 

[Seight]

Goes around yelling to people "EAT THE BROWN PART OF THE BANANA!"

[discolé monade]

has a podcast dedicated to the use of rotten and/or rotting produce. 

it's not really successful, he does it for the boats and ho's. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was responsible for the Playstation Network outage

[The_annoying_one]

Once called Walmart and asked if they sell walls, then sued for false advertisement when they said no.

[-Kudasai-]

Worked as a Walmart Greeter...only lasted for 2 minutes

[Seight]

Is ready for the Superb Owl (this is not a typo)

[-Kudasai-]

Rakes leaves with a fork

[The_annoying_one]

Shovels snow with a teaspoon.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently writing a musical about Alice In Chains' Dirt  album 

[discolé monade]

mastered the art of stilt walking, so that he could march in the annual 'founder's day parade', while singing 'super bon bon' ***

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

_{*** you're welcome, because this is a tight song. by one of the most underrated bands of their time}

[The_annoying_one]

Has organized parades in almost every major city in the U.S.

[discolé monade]

has a mighty need to make parade floats, for everyday use 

[-Kudasai-]

According to the FBI should be considered armed and dangerous 

[The_annoying_one]

Seems to know an awful lot about FBI watchlists.

[discolé monade]

 ^ he says, knowing he's snapped selfies with the 'fbi most wanted' list in the background, at the post offices around the nation. 

[-Kudasai-]

Hired @scoobdog as her attorney 

[mthor]

Is 25846th on the Ten Most Wanted list.

[The_annoying_one]

Is Blazing Puck’s legal counsel.

[-Kudasai-]

Hosted his own Superbowl party and didn't bother to show up 

[GunStarHero]

Owns the entire Ernest P. Worrell Criterion Collection on 4k Ultra HD. 

[discolé monade]

1 hour ago, Blazing Puck said:

Hosted his own Superbowl party and didn't bother to show up 

**time out***

HAHAHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAA

[discolé monade]

10 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Owns the entire Ernest P. Worrell Criterion Collection on 4k Ultra HD. 

does a one person show called 'the titanic: JUST ME!'

[Seight]

Has mastered the minigame in Animal Crossing: New Horizons where you buy and sell turnips every Sunday.

[The_annoying_one]

Hosts an evening of spoken word poetry every Wednesday, with the caveat that all poems must be about her.

[-Kudasai-]

Body slammed Yokozuna