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I had Chipotle today, as I haven't had it in months. They didn't have any guacamole. Figures, with the avocado shortage going on . . . but it's like the main thing they have going for them.

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I hate it when you get a new opening/closing anime theme song and they're nowhere near as good as the previous theme songs.

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Steam .... fucking stop recommending these porn games to me .... these are NOT the visual novels I play

 

I don't give a fuck about Lust Theory ... also I don't want to play Dream Daddy either 

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I went to the dollar store and noticed the headlines for National Enquirer: Nuclear warfare, WW3 is just weeks away from starting!

Who the fuck still reads the Enquirer anymore anyway?

But Matt Leblanc is now 300 lbs, so I guess that was interesting to know.

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So ... me and the miniature went out to get breakfast this morning. We step out of the elevator and 2 cops run up behind us mashing the button in a hurry so ... I'm like uh ... okay??

Step outside there's a police squad car, sprinter van, several unfamiliar mini vans and dozens of cops ... just everywhere. Then there's a shit load of plain clothes officers wearing vests with "federal agent" on them picking up stuff in evidence bags .... Im like .... should we ... go back inside ???

Nah. I already paid for this breakfast, we're picking it up. 

 

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21 minutes ago, Vamped said:

So ... me and the miniature went out to get breakfast this morning. We step out of the elevator and 2 cops run up behind us mashing the button in a hurry so ... I'm like uh ... okay??

Step outside there's a police squad car, sprinter van, several unfamiliar mini vans and dozens of cops ... just everywhere. Then there's a shit load of plain clothes officers wearing vests with "federal agent" on them picking up stuff in evidence bags .... Im like .... should we ... go back inside ???

Nah. I already paid for this breakfast, we're picking it up. 

 

Heart emoji was the best I could do because this 😱 needs to be a post reaction.

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I swear to God, all of us in Georgia are some ADHD mothafuckas.

Did y'all have to turn that lady's murder tweet into a nostalgia thread because y'all recognized the detective from a kid's show?

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There comes a price for overindulgence.  You can’t spend your days fucked up behind the wheel, steed or plow.
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*ME•

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I just spent 75 dollars on baseball mits and a baseball for the miniature to tell me .... I want to play basketball .... after we get out of the store 

Do not have children.

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Good question, how did you manage to lose someone in a strip club? Seriously what the fuck? The conversations you overhear with these notherfuckers and these goddamn phones. If they don't have that shit on speaker they're talking loud enough so everyone will hear exactly what's going on in their lives.

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2 hours ago, Kudasai said:

Good question, how did you manage to lose someone in a strip club? Seriously what the fuck? The conversations you overhear with these notherfuckers and these goddamn phones. If they don't have that shit on speaker they're talking loud enough so everyone will hear exactly what's going on in their lives.

I've heard that nosy people are quite happy about this.

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My parents calculating the exact time I'm taking a nap or watching prons to call me

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I was literally right on the verge of starting a dream for real and my step dad called ...  I was pissed and petty so I just rolled over 

Closed my eyes again .... then my mom calls so I'm like fuck ... maybe it's an emergency 

..... it's not

..... guess I should watch prons to complete the circuit and then the miniature will just barge in talking about pancakes or something 

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I went to a closing local bookstore today. I bouught 10 books that were over 250 dollars MSRP for less than 50 bucks. Most of them were hardcover illustrated history books.

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How do grown ass people still play the attention whore game? I don’t understand. Like that person actually gives you attention so you latch on to them like a leech?! Why tho?!

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My mom is stressed and mad so she's in a foul mood and yelling at everybody .... so from the safety of my apartment I sent this in the family group chat ... she might drive over and kill me XD

 

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*Sad face* I have nothing to celebrate with if he dies. Nothing but basic foods and drinks. Maybe that leftover cranberry ginger ale from Christmas Season will do. It's cheery. But what about food? Hmmmm.

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