UwPp Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 I wish I could helicopter my pp instead. Spoiler This post was brought to you by Aunt Flo. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 PPs are annoying....like what are you doing, bro...there's nothing even remotely attractive around, why are you pestering me. But nah....still wouldn't trade it for a cooch. Would totally trade it for new lungs tho....or eyes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted September 26 Author Share Posted September 26 23 minutes ago, André Toulon said: PPs are annoying....like what are you doing, bro...there's nothing even remotely attractive around, why are you pestering me. But nah....still wouldn't trade it for a cooch. Would totally trade it for new lungs tho....or eyes. I'll trade you 1 lung and and eyeball for 10 helicopter pps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 12 minutes ago, UwPp said: I'll trade you 1 lung and and eyeball for 10 helicopter pps. 🤔 Throw in a cucumber lime Gatorade and deal 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Wait a minute...you wear glasses too. I've always sucked at negotiating 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 2 hours ago, André Toulon said: 🤔 Throw in a cucumber lime Gatorade and deal That exists? 🤯 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 At least you can kid yourself into filling the eternal void by having something up the birth canal, whether it be the act of childbirth, penis, dildo, fist, octopus . . . I suppose men can get into sounding and catheters. Now excuse me of existence for this vulgarity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 I have no idea what @Insipidis getting at, but I appreciate the attempt at bringing sounding into relevant conversation regardless of how successful it was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollFizzlebeef Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 (edited) So you want to be able to sit on your balls? That fucking hurts, yo. Still wouldn't trade it for anything else. Sorry. Edited September 26 by RollFizzlebeef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted September 26 Author Share Posted September 26 20 minutes ago, RollFizzlebeef said: So you want to be able to sit on your balls? That fucking hurts, yo. Still wouldn't trade it for anything else. Sorry. I said nothing of balls. Just pp. Helicoptering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted September 26 Author Share Posted September 26 1 hour ago, mthor said: That exists? 🤯 Thought the same thing. ... If it doesn't this was the worst negotiation on both parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollFizzlebeef Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 (edited) 14 minutes ago, UwPp said: I said nothing of balls. Just pp. Helicoptering. Sorry. Balls come with the pp. That's the deal. I'm not making a deal with you. I'm just telling it like it is. Edited September 26 by RollFizzlebeef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 2 hours ago, mthor said: That exists? 🤯 It is the most delicious flavor ever. When I saw it, I thought it was dumb but my daughter love to "try" shit so I got us both one. We met in the living room simultaneously...."this shit is kinda good" She probably said stuff because she so goodie 2shoes but you get it 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabroni Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Having a bussy is the goal for all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 6 hours ago, André Toulon said: 🤔 Throw in a cucumber lime Gatorade and deal Say what? This is a thing? Now I want this as much as I want a Shirley Temple flavored 7up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 2 hours ago, RollFizzlebeef said: I'm not making a deal with you. Too late. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 49 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Say what? This is a thing? Now I want this as much as I want a Shirley Temple flavored 7up ......what's she taste like? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 7 hours ago, UwPp said: I wish I could helicopter my pp instead. Hide contents This post was brought to you by Aunt Flo. @UwPp Do you realize that sometimes going to the bathroom we zip up too fast it would be a replay of Something About Mary the saying that Ben Stiller accidentally zipped his member with in fact I have done before not as bad but God damn that hurts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 THAT guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 23 minutes ago, André Toulon said: ......what's she taste like? You never had a Shirley Temple as a kid? It’s the original mocktail. It’s 7up grenadine with maraschino cherries and an orange slice. The 7up version is cherry and pomegranate. They did each flavor individually but now they’re combining them 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Just now, 1pooh4u said: You never had a Shirley Temple as a kid? It’s the original mocktail. It’s 7up grenadine with maraschino cherries and an orange slice. The 7up version is cherry and pomegranate. They did each flavor individually but now they’re combining them I don't think I've ever had a...mocktail? This is the first time I've ever heard that word ....I was drinking beer at 8. Southern kids were just kind of used as entertainment where I'm from. Wasn't shit else to do, let's see if this kid can hold his liquor. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 8 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I don't think I've ever had a...mocktail? This is the first time I've ever heard that word ....I was drinking beer at 8. Southern kids were just kind of used as entertainment where I'm from. Wasn't shit else to do, let's see if this kid can hold his liquor. Virgin drinks were what we called them back in the day and holy fuckin shit that’s young. So what happens? The adults all place bets on which kid passes out first and last? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 I will helicopter my pp in your honor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Virgin drinks were what we called them back in the day and holy fuckin shit that’s young. So what happens? The adults all place bets on which kid passes out first and last? Eh, they mostly just laugh until you pass out ...then get pissed a few years later when you can outdrink them and murder their cooler in a couple hours. Oh now you want me to contribute.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 51 minutes ago, André Toulon said: ......what's she taste like? Like dirt, I think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 45 minutes ago, ghostrek said: @UwPp Do you realize that sometimes going to the bathroom we zip up too fast it would be a replay of Something About Mary the saying that Ben Stiller accidentally zipped his member with in fact I have done before not as bad but God damn that hurts Bro.... that doesn't come close to having that time of the month for women. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 26 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: You never had a Shirley Temple as a kid? It’s the original mocktail. It’s 7up grenadine with maraschino cherries and an orange slice. The 7up version is cherry and pomegranate. They did each flavor individually but now they’re combining them To be fair.... you're probably not going to see a Shirley Temple unless your dad drags you to the storefront bar behind the laundromat. Mocktails from 40 years ago were kind of a cover for the fact you're prepubescent in a room full of hard core drinkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Bro.... that doesn't come close to having that time of the month for women. I've done it once as a kid and never again. I don't feel like it's an actual issue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I've done it once as a kid and never again. I don't feel like it's an actual issue. Ghost helicopters with a tree trunk. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 34 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Bro.... that doesn't come close to having that time of the month for women. true 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 27 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Ghost helicopters with a tree trunk. ? that news to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollFizzlebeef Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 1 hour ago, naraku360 said: Too late. Only if you chop yours off first. lol (Actually, don't. I don't condone self-harm.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 33 minutes ago, ghostrek said: ? that news to me? Take a compliment, King Dong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 33 minutes ago, RollFizzlebeef said: Only if you chop yours off first. lol (Actually, don't. I don't condone self-harm.) Deal. Spoiler 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Relevant @ghostrek 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollFizzlebeef Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 On 9/26/2024 at 6:16 PM, naraku360 said: Deal. Reveal hidden contents Well played. lol I gotta give you that one. That was a great comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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