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23 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

PPs are annoying....like what are you doing, bro...there's nothing even remotely attractive around, why are you pestering me.

But nah....still wouldn't trade it for a cooch. 

Would totally trade it for new lungs tho....or eyes.

I'll trade you 1 lung and and eyeball for 10 helicopter pps.

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At least you can kid yourself into filling the eternal void by having something up the birth canal, whether it be the act of childbirth, penis, dildo, fist, octopus . . . I suppose men can get into sounding and catheters.

Now excuse me of existence for this vulgarity.

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20 minutes ago, RollFizzlebeef said:

So you want to be able to sit on your balls? That fucking hurts, yo.

Still wouldn't trade it for anything else. Sorry.

I said nothing of balls. 

Just pp. 

Helicoptering. 

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2 hours ago, mthor said:

That exists? 🤯

It is the most delicious flavor ever.

When I saw it, I thought it was dumb but my daughter love to "try" shit so I got us both one. We met in the living room simultaneously...."this shit is kinda good"

She probably said stuff because she so goodie 2shoes but you get it

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7 hours ago, UwPp said:

I wish I could helicopter my pp instead. 

 

 

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This post was brought to you by Aunt Flo. 

 

@UwPp Do you realize that sometimes going to the bathroom we zip up too fast it would be a replay of Something About Mary the saying that Ben Stiller accidentally zipped his member with in fact I have done before not as bad but God damn that hurts

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23 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

......what's she taste like?

You never had a Shirley Temple as a kid?  It’s the original mocktail. It’s 7up grenadine with maraschino cherries and an orange slice. The 7up version is cherry and pomegranate. They did each flavor individually but now they’re combining them 

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Just now, 1pooh4u said:

You never had a Shirley Temple as a kid?  It’s the original mocktail. It’s 7up grenadine with maraschino cherries and an orange slice. The 7up version is cherry and pomegranate. They did each flavor individually but now they’re combining them 

I don't think I've ever had a...mocktail? 

This is the first time I've ever heard that word ....I was drinking beer at 8. Southern kids were just kind of used as entertainment where I'm from. Wasn't shit else to do, let's see if this kid can hold his liquor.

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8 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I don't think I've ever had a...mocktail? 

This is the first time I've ever heard that word ....I was drinking beer at 8. Southern kids were just kind of used as entertainment where I'm from. Wasn't shit else to do, let's see if this kid can hold his liquor.

Virgin drinks were what we called them back in the day

and holy fuckin shit that’s young.  So what happens? The adults all place bets on which kid passes out first and last? 

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5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Virgin drinks were what we called them back in the day

and holy fuckin shit that’s young.  So what happens? The adults all place bets on which kid passes out first and last? 

Eh, they mostly just laugh until you pass out ...then get pissed a few years later when you can outdrink them and murder their cooler in a couple hours. 

Oh now you want me to contribute....

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45 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

@UwPp Do you realize that sometimes going to the bathroom we zip up too fast it would be a replay of Something About Mary the saying that Ben Stiller accidentally zipped his member with in fact I have done before not as bad but God damn that hurts

Bro.... that doesn't come close to having that time of the month for women.

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26 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

You never had a Shirley Temple as a kid?  It’s the original mocktail. It’s 7up grenadine with maraschino cherries and an orange slice. The 7up version is cherry and pomegranate. They did each flavor individually but now they’re combining them 

To be fair.... you're probably not going to see a Shirley Temple unless your dad drags you to the storefront bar behind the laundromat.  Mocktails from 40 years ago were kind of a cover for the fact you're prepubescent in a room full of hard core drinkers.

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