sports NFL Smack-Talking Thread 2024/25: America’s Last Freedom Ball!

[SwimOdin]

Tom Brady commentates like he’s AI. It’s like, this is almost a human talking.

[tsar4]

A lot of Bears fans were angry that they let Fields go.

In 10 games as a rookie, Caleb Williams has 3, 300 yd games.

In 44 games, Justin Fields has 2, 300 yd games.

[1pooh4u]

2 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

Tom Brady commentates like he’s AI. It’s like, this is almost a human talking.

I can’t listen to him. Him and Collinsworth, don’t like either of them 

[1pooh4u]

😆

[Seight]

I'm sure this has been asked before but does it make you feel better as a Jets fan that the Giants also have no idea what they're doing?

[1pooh4u]

15 hours ago, Seight said:

I'm sure this has been asked before but does it make you feel better as a Jets fan that the Giants also have no idea what they're doing?

Yes it’s nice to know the other team that plays at MetLife might be even worse 😆

[1pooh4u]

[SwimOdin]

Why is Derrick Henry so gigantic?

[1pooh4u]

This is a week old but I still ctfu 😆

[1pooh4u]

Picks and scores are up but not yet tallied, but they’re there 🫠

[Seight]

"There was a time, long ago, when you know it would be the Lions game that would be the shitty Thanksgiving game."

[Distortedreasoning]

i have fully embraced the tank. 

at this pace, we will get 1st or 2nd pick. we need a qb! sorry pooh but i think rodgers gonna win a game or two to ruin your tank lol. 

[tsar4]

WTFWT?

[SwimOdin]

Those final 32 seconds by the Bears is the worst stretch of football I have EVER seen live. That was fire-worthy. The clock management a 10 year-old Madden player could AND WOULD handle better. I was at my in-laws and we were SCREAMING. Coach has got to go.

[SwimOdin]

2 hours ago, tsar4 said:

WTFWT?

I’m so sorry. My team lost a Super Bowl up 28-3, and this might still be more embarrassing.

[Seight]

3 hours ago, tsar4 said:

WTFWT?

I was watching that thinking to myself "If a head coach were actively TRYING to get himself fired how would we be able to tell?"

[tsar4]

3 minutes ago, Seight said:

I was watching that thinking to myself "If a head coach were actively TRYING to get himself fired how would we be able to tell?"

I still think that was what Trestman was trying to do at the end of his tenure, maybe history is repeating itself.

[scoobdog]

5 hours ago, tsar4 said:

I still think that was what Trestman was trying to do at the end of his tenure, maybe history is repeating itself.

What pisses me off is that Caleb has shown a lot of resilience the last few games and this bullshit  totally doesn’t help.

[molarbear]

5 hours ago, Seight said:

I was watching that thinking to myself "If a head coach were actively TRYING to get himself fired how would we be able to tell?"

9 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

What pisses me off is that Caleb has shown a lot of resilience the last few games and this bullshit  totally doesn’t help.

I thought maybe he was hoping Caleb would take charge and use the timeout himself

 

According to his post game interview though, he regerts nothing

To summarize terribly "They were supposed to run the same play (the one caleb got sacked on) twice. Then they were going to use the timeout."

Honestly? I think Seight is on to something. That, or the Coach owned some people money who were betting on that game

[scoobdog]

2 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I thought maybe he was hoping Caleb would take charge and use the timeout himself

 

According to his post game interview though, he regerts nothing

To summarize terribly "They were supposed to run the same play (the one caleb got sacked on) twice. Then they were going to use the timeout."

Honestly? I think Seight is on to something. That, or the Coach owned some people money who were betting on that game

Of course he did.  Everyone knows the rookie is supposed to have mastered clock management in a two minute drill.

[molarbear]

4 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Of course he did.  Everyone knows the rookie is supposed to have mastered clock management in a two minute drill.

Every couch QB in the World knows you're supposed to burn your only timeout as a rookie

Duh

[tsar4]

In their 100 year history, the Bears have NEVER fired a HC midseason...

Imagine being Thomas Brown.  11/11, you're the Offensive Passing Coach, 11/12 you're the Offensive Coordinator, 11/29 you're the new HC!

Edited November 29, 2024 by tsar4

[André Toulon]

And I would like to add 

[1pooh4u]

How many games has the Chiefs won because of brain fart. At least 5 😆

[SwimOdin]

33 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

How many games has the Chiefs won because of brain fart. At least 5 😆

Detroit would crush them if the Super Bowl were next week. Let’s hope it happens.

[1pooh4u]

13 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Detroit would crush them if the Super Bowl were next week. Let’s hope it happens.

I like the Chiefs but if there’s a Chiefs Detroit Super Bowl I gotta root for Detroit. Goff gotta get his ring since Stafford got his over in LA. 
 

Chiefs clinched already but these last few games it’s like they won cuz the opposing team didn’t seem to want to 😆

[1pooh4u]

On 11/28/2024 at 12:43 PM, Distortedreasoning said:

i have fully embraced the tank. 

at this pace, we will get 1st or 2nd pick. we need a qb! sorry pooh but i think rodgers gonna win a game or two to ruin your tank lol. 

Sounds about right a few years back we blew a tank and went from first pick to like 10th or some shit. Whatever it was it was devastating but with that said we woulda blew the pick anyways.  Woody must be a real prick. No one in that organization seems to get good information on who to draft, which FAs to get or even what HCs and all that to hire. It’s 100% shit show all the time out there. I’m over here watching the Chiefs game just completely blown away by all the weapons Mahomes has at his disposal. But then it dawned on me, that’s what it’s like when an organization got its shit together and players trip over their own cocks to play for you.  NYJ can only offer money, but  not accolades. Legends ain’t coming out of MetLife. Not right now. Not in a long time. Fuckin sad af,  another season dead by October. 

[Seight]

1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

How many games has the Chiefs won because of brain fart. At least 5 😆

The Chiefs this season have been giving me "it will take 10-15 minutes and a picture-in-picture break for whoever is in a major AEW storyline to beat someone that isn't" vibes

Edited November 30, 2024 by Seight

[tsar4]

34 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Detroit would crush them if the Super Bowl were next week. Let’s hope it happens.

Detroit couldn't crush an empty beer can.  The 4-7 Bears would have won that game with a competent HC in the 4th.  Detroit couldn't put them away, but Eberflus could.

[1pooh4u]

8 minutes ago, Seight said:

The Chiefs this season have been giving me "it will take 10-15 minutes and a picture-in-picture break for whoever is in a major AEW storyline to beat someone that isn't" vibes

I been saying for a while now that the NFL has been like the WWE with all their storylines and blind officiating at the most fucked up times. All of a sudden PIs seem to magically not happen in the final minutes of the 4th quarter. I mean, they do happen, but suddenly they wanna let them play despite throwing a parade of PI flags for less all game long. 

[1pooh4u]

10 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Detroit couldn't crush an empty beer can.  The 4-7 Bears would have won that game with a competent HC in the 4th.  Detroit couldn't put them away, but Eberflus could.

I’d be salty too if I were you. Bears HC doesn’t want their job anymore 

[tsar4]

I don't pay attention to such things, but are the Bears the first team in the NFL with a Black President & CEO, GM, HC and QB?  If so, it took long enough!

[1pooh4u]

“Sometimes you can’t get a tent big enough for this circus” Adam Amin- one of the game callers from Fox in ref to the NY Jets 😆

[1pooh4u]

lol I’m a few plays behind but wtf is happening to Seattle the special teams is choking 😮

[1pooh4u]

Only the Jets can do some shit like this letting a 350lbs man running 90 yards 😆

[SwimOdin]

Kirk just threw a terrible pick six and I hate everything.

[1pooh4u]

Sick drive. Jets D held Seattle at the 3 yard line they scored no points 

[1pooh4u]

Breece is such a Fumbelina with his fumbleitis. He’s gonna get let go when the new coaches and shit start getting hired 

[SwimOdin]

From 6-3 to 6-6, this team is not very good. Dare I say it’s time to bench Kirk?

[1pooh4u]

Gotdamn fuckin Jets lol Leonard Williams went through the O like nothing 

[Seight]

5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Only the Jets can do some shit like this letting a 350lbs man running 90 yards 😆

It's time for another episode of "I'm sorry pooh" because I HAD to post this once I saw the headline

[1pooh4u]

3 minutes ago, Seight said:

It's time for another episode of "I'm sorry pooh" because I HAD to post this once I saw the headline

They let that chonky fuck run 92 yards for the TD. How can it get any worse 😆🫠😆🫠

[1pooh4u]

KC clinched AFC West 

Buffalo just clinched AFC East 

[molarbear]

5 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

They let that chonky fuck run 92 yards for the TD. How can it get any worse 😆🫠😆🫠

Ok, admittedly I am high

But, what in the stroke did I just read?

 

[molarbear]

10 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Only the Jets can do some shit like this letting a 350lbs man running 90 yards 😆

Bj Raji did it better

 

[1pooh4u]

Week 14 matchups are up 

[Master-Debater131]

2 pick 6s in the game, and we get to 8 wins. 1 more for a winning season, and 1 (or 2 depending on how other games go) to get a playoff spot.

 

Things are good right now

 

[1pooh4u]

22 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

2 pick 6s in the game, and we get to 8 wins. 1 more for a winning season, and 1 (or 2 depending on how other games go) to get a playoff spot.

 

Things are good right now

 

I thought you were showing off an invite to Casa Bonita 😆 excuse me I’m higher than a giraffe nut rn 😆

[1pooh4u]

High enough to think this shit funny

[André Toulon]

19 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

High enough to think this shit funny

I just saw this on FB ..And saw your react.