The Black Cat

[Mix]

I've seen it around the neighborhood.

This is the first time it has picked my backyard to....curse.

I panic.

I figure I should try to appease it.

I put out food and water.

It eats and leaves.

My offering has been accepted.

Next day, I see it walking up to the old lady next door.

It's unfortunate, but she's had a long life.

[viperxmns]

Is this her

[scoobdog]

Why you hating on black cats?

[The_annoying_one]

You better save that old lady!

[Mix]

3 hours ago, viperxmns said:

Is this her

How'd you get a pic of my neighbour?

[Mix]

3 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Why you hating on black cats?

'Cause I'm races

[Mix]

2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

You better save that old lady!

She's a gonner 

[The_annoying_one]

14 minutes ago, Mix said:

She's a gonner 

Nooooooo 

[tsar4]

[discolé monade]

[Mode 7]

[molarbear]

10 hours ago, Mix said:

I've seen it around the neighborhood.

This is the first time it has picked my backyard to....curse.

I panic.

I figure I should try to appease it.

I put out food and water.

It eats and leaves.

My offering has been accepted.

Next day, I see it walking up to the old lady next door.

It's unfortunate, but she's had a long life.

This one just wants its ears scratched

[Mix]

1 hour ago, molarbear said:

This one just wants its ears scratched

Stockholm syndrome

[txanimeluva]

On 4/26/2024 at 1:31 PM, Mix said:

I've seen it around the neighborhood.

This is the first time it has picked my backyard to....curse.

I panic.

I figure I should try to appease it.

I put out food and water.

It eats and leaves.

My offering has been accepted.

Next day, I see it walking up to the old lady next door.

It's unfortunate, but she's had a long life.

It’s the cat from hocus pocus 

[Mix]

8 hours ago, txanimeluva said:

It’s the cat from hocus pocus 

Is that good or bad?

I didn't watch it.

[Raptorpat]

the cat is secretly an assassin

[Mix]

27 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

the cat is secretly an assassin

Is this a secret to people who don't know what cats are?

Seriously though, that thing scratched the shit out of me and it was just playing.

It's claws are razor blades.

[little_girl_lost]

[Mix]

I have made a terrible mistake

[molarbear]

6 hours ago, Mix said:

I have made a terrible mistake

.......bruh

 

@Raptorpat tried to kill you too?