The_annoying_one Posted April 16 Posted April 16 What do you call a psychic little person who escaped from prison? A small medium at large. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 20 Posted April 20 i got a new pen that can write under water. it can write other words too. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 20 Posted April 20 What's the best way to shave weight off a car A crash diet 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 22 Posted April 22 What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 22 Posted April 22 What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye, matey! 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 2 Posted May 2 What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A loan shark 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 2 Posted May 2 How can you tell when there's a whale in your closet? When you can't get the door shut 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 15 Posted May 15 Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or is it just a low ha? 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 21 Posted May 21 What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 21 Posted May 21 My apartment is so small I have to go outside to change my mind 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 25 Posted May 25 Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless. 2 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 25 Posted May 25 What's black and white and orange all over? A skunk eating pumpkin pie 2 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 25 Posted May 25 (edited) What do you call a gopher that can paint Vincent van Gopher Edited May 25 by Mode 7 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 28 Posted May 28 why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 1 Posted June 1 What happens when you don't pay your exorcist bill? Your soul gets repossesed 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 1 Posted June 1 My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays I said it must be a weekend immune system. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 13 Posted June 13 I’m never going to another buffet in my life. The Peking duck would not stop staring at me. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted July 2 Posted July 2 grandpa, tell me about dark comedy. hmm. ok, you see that guy with no arms? go wave at him. ... grandpa, you know i'm blind, right? BRAHARHAR, exactly 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 4 Posted July 4 2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: What happened when 69 fought 70? 70 won. ………… This joke seems as obvious as the "7 ate 9" one and yet I've never heard this one before. Bravo! 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted July 4 Posted July 4 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: This joke seems as obvious as the "7 ate 9" one and yet I've never heard this one before. Bravo! I can’t really take credit for this one. I found it online and had to read it twice before I got it. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted July 11 Posted July 11 The Spice Girls heard me telling a joke and asked me to be a comedian for their opening act. So, now I'm Old Spice. Quote
André Toulon Posted July 11 Author Posted July 11 What do you call a dwarf with a drug addiction and an IQ that orbits his asshole.... Crackard. 1 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 04:32 AM Posted Monday at 04:32 AM I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust. 6 Quote
Insipid Posted Monday at 05:47 AM Posted Monday at 05:47 AM On 7/11/2025 at 10:40 AM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: The Spice Girls heard me telling a joke and asked me to be a comedian for their opening act. So, now I'm Old Spice. 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted yesterday at 04:22 AM Posted yesterday at 04:22 AM What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. 2 Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted 15 hours ago Posted 15 hours ago (edited) The Spice Girls heard me tell a joke and said they wanted me to be a comedian for their opening act. I said, "Good, I'll be Old Spice." Edited 15 hours ago by The Evil Dr. Longshadow Quote
Insipid Posted 15 hours ago Posted 15 hours ago 1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: The Spice Girls heard me tell a joke and said they wanted me to be a comedian for their opening act. I said, "Good, I'll be Old Spice." Uh oh, the dementia has started. 1 3 Quote
naraku360 Posted 13 hours ago Posted 13 hours ago On 7/11/2025 at 7:40 AM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: The Spice Girls heard me telling a joke and asked me to be a comedian for their opening act. So, now I'm Old Spice. 2 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: The Spice Girls heard me tell a joke and said they wanted me to be a comedian for their opening act. I said, "Good, I'll be Old Spice." ...... Literally the same page. 😐 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted 13 hours ago Posted 13 hours ago Just now, naraku360 said: ...... Literally the same page. 😐 prove it. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted 12 hours ago Posted 12 hours ago What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse. Quote
The Evil Dr. Longshadow Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago 9 hours ago, naraku360 said: ...... Literally the same page. 😐 Worth repeating Quote
[classic swim] Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago 1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said: Worth repeating Well, it’s one of the shittiest jokes I have ever heard. Hence why I shared it in Mythbusters days ago out of irony. So you win here. Quote
André Toulon Posted 42 minutes ago Author Posted 42 minutes ago You know what....let me see who's actually posted in this thread. Mostly the assassins eh? @katt_goddess @1pooh4u could one of you please move my thread to the lab. I would like to enjoy it without the homeless, crackhead shitlord. 1 Quote
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