I am now dictator of the world

[ghostrek]

All people who do this they'll be put to death and this is not putting a toilet seat down after going pee but only sunday

[Insipid]

Can I have a ticket to your bedding ceremony?

[viperxmns]

Proposal for our new and improved national anthem

 

[mthor]

9 hours ago, ghostrek said:

All people who do this they'll be put to death and this is not putting a toilet seat down after going pee but only sunday

What about the other six days of the week?

[ghostrek]

20 hours ago, Insipid said:

Can I have a ticket to your bedding ceremony?

@Insipid what is that ?

[ghostrek]

12 hours ago, mthor said:

What about the other six days of the week?

$5000.99.45 fine  @mthor

Edited January 11, 2024 by ghostrek

[Insipid]

2 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

@Insipid what is that ?

After a royal marriage, a group of spectators bear witness to the first act of sex in the union, thus making the consummation official.

[ghostrek]

4 minutes ago, Insipid said:

After a royal marriage, a group of spectators bear witness to the first act of sex in the union, thus making the consummation official.

ok    i am  single last time I checked in a few months

[Insipid]

34 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

ok    i am  single last time I checked in a few months

You are dictator of the world. Marry a supermodel, or a cute nerdy girl, or whatever it is you're into. 

[scoobdog]

21 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

ok    i am  single last time I checked in a few months

As Dictator of the World, you will be in need of female companionship.

[André Toulon]

Ok, I really don't want to be here, but no one is asking the important fucking question....did you fall into a toilet?

 

[scoobdog]

 

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

You are dictator of the world. Marry a supermodel, or a cute nerdy girl, or whatever it is you're into. 

See, if he's falling into toilets, I don't think a supermodel or cute nerdy girl is going to be thick enough to meet his needs.

[mthor]

59 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Ok, I really don't want to be here, but no one is asking the important fucking question....did you fall into a toilet?

 

Apparently on a Sunday?

[ghostrek]

other  new laws all  using the bathroom in public in all forms (which counts throwing up must) 

must 730 days Of community service continuously  or  work at wal-mart

 

 

[ghostrek]

38 minutes ago, mthor said:

Apparently on a Sunday?

I would never go back to that church where that happened

[[classic swim]]

24 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

other  new laws all  using the bathroom in public in all forms (which counts throwing up must) 

must 730 days Of community service continuously  or  work at wal-mart

 

 

 

 

[ghostrek]

8 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

 

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?  odd

[[classic swim]]

7 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

?  odd

That’s what you would do since you hate toilets.

[ghostrek]

2 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

That’s what you would do since you hate toilets.

no  

[[classic swim]]

Just now, ghostrek said:

no  

Yes ghostrek I'm sorry but I’m afraid you would do that.

[ghostrek]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

Yes ghostrek I'm sorry but I’m afraid you would do that.

no no, I just want to make wacky laws and see how many people would follow.
Blake having sex after drinking sex on the beach is illegal

 

 

 

[discolé monade]

2 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Ok, I really don't want to be here, but no one is asking the important fucking question....did you fall into a toilet?

 

 

[[classic swim]]

10 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

no no, I just want to make wacky laws and see how many people would follow.
Blake having sex after drinking sex on the beach is illegal

 

 

 

ghostrek what would you do if Scoob & Buddy called you a jackass and tried to throw you in a dungeon? Would you have a law or ruling to punish them both?

[ghostrek]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek what would you do if Scoob & Buddy called you a jackass and tried to throw you in a dungeon? Would you have a law or ruling to punish them both?

no    technically I won't be in  power anymore

[André Toulon]

11 hours ago, discolé monade said:

 

IDK why I bother other than sheer masochism 

[discolé monade]

On 1/12/2024 at 8:40 AM, André Toulon said:

IDK why I bother other than sheer masochism 

[André Toulon]

Holy shit...Ghostie is Salad fingers

[scoobdog]

On 1/11/2024 at 5:52 PM, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek what would you do if Scoob & Buddy called you a jackass and tried to throw you in a dungeon? Would you have a law or ruling to punish them both?

A sex dungeon right?

[André Toulon]

4 hours ago, scoobdog said:

A sex dungeon right?

No

[1pooh4u]

[[classic swim]]

6 hours ago, scoobdog said:

A sex dungeon right?

Yes and a brunette disciplinarian will be there to scratch his testes with a pitchfork.

[ghostrek]

36 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Yes and a brunette disciplinarian will be there to scratch his testes with a pitchfork.

@[classic swim] that sound pain full  fucking yikes *ghostrek runs away from his laptop screaming*

[mthor]

3 hours ago, ghostrek said:

@[classic swim] that sound pain full  fucking yikes 

Not if it's done properly.

[discolé monade]

13 hours ago, scoobdog said:

A sex dungeon right?

 

8 hours ago, André Toulon said:

No

catatonic sex toy?

[scoobdog]

9 hours ago, André Toulon said:

No

Let’s talk about this a bit….

 

7 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

Yes and a brunette disciplinarian will be there to scratch his testes with a pitchfork.

You have any brunettes interested in the job?

 

1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

catatonic sex toy?

That’s why it’s a dungeon.  Will ghosty conquer his questionably endowed jailers one g-spot at a time?  Will he collapse into a puddle of girl sauce,  overcome by an unending chain of orgasm?  Will he sit in the corner of his cell?  So many possibilities!

….

*Turns on the Cowboy game as Dak throws his second pic of the half*

[[classic swim]]

20 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

You have any brunettes interested in the job?

Can’t disclose any names yet but I can be on the hunt for some. And she has to sniff his balls afterwards hahahahaha.

[scoobdog]

40 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Can’t disclose any names yet but I can be on the hunt for some. And she has to sniff his balls afterwards hahahahaha.

I saw a few in the stands at Jerry’s World who would love to be anywhere but Dallas right about now.

[[classic swim]]

47 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I saw a few in the stands at Jerry’s World who would love to be anywhere but Dallas right about now.

Nothing but the best for our most dearest compadre!

[scoobdog]

24 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Nothing but the best for our most dearest compadre!

Just in case no one gets the joke…

It’s because no one washes balls better than a Dallas Cowboys fan because they’ve been deep throating Jerry’s junk for 34 years.

 

[[classic swim]]

^ Just a little sports factoid for all you boys and girls.

[discolé monade]

....

and once again. ghostrek delivers, without even knowing what's going on. 

gold.