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I am now dictator of the world


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9 hours ago, ghostrek said:

All people who do this they'll be put to death and this is not putting a toilet seat down after going pee but only sunday

What about the other six days of the week?

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4 minutes ago, Insipid said:

After a royal marriage, a group of spectators bear witness to the first act of sex in the union, thus making the consummation official.

ok    i am  single last time I checked in a few months

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1 hour ago, Insipid said:

You are dictator of the world. Marry a supermodel, or a cute nerdy girl, or whatever it is you're into. 

See, if he's falling into toilets, I don't think a supermodel or cute nerdy girl is going to be thick enough to meet his needs.

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1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

Yes ghostrek I'm sorry but I’m afraid you would do that.

no no, I just want to make wacky laws and see how many people would follow.
Blake having sex after drinking sex on the beach is illegal

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

no no, I just want to make wacky laws and see how many people would follow.
Blake having sex after drinking sex on the beach is illegal

 

 

 

ghostrek what would you do if Scoob & Buddy called you a jackass and tried to throw you in a dungeon? Would you have a law or ruling to punish them both?

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1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek what would you do if Scoob & Buddy called you a jackass and tried to throw you in a dungeon? Would you have a law or ruling to punish them both?

no    technically I won't be in  power anymore

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9 hours ago, André Toulon said:

No

Let’s talk about this a bit….

 

7 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

Yes and a brunette disciplinarian will be there to scratch his testes with a pitchfork.

You have any brunettes interested in the job?

 

1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

catatonic sex toy?

That’s why it’s a dungeon.  Will ghosty conquer his questionably endowed jailers one g-spot at a time?  Will he collapse into a puddle of girl sauce,  overcome by an unending chain of orgasm?  Will he sit in the corner of his cell?  So many possibilities!

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*Turns on the Cowboy game as Dak throws his second pic of the half*

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40 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Can’t disclose any names yet but I can be on the hunt for some. And she has to sniff his balls afterwards hahahahaha.

I saw a few in the stands at Jerry’s World who would love to be anywhere but Dallas right about now.

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24 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Nothing but the best for our most dearest compadre!

Just in case no one gets the joke…

It’s because no one washes balls better than a Dallas Cowboys fan because they’ve been deep throating Jerry’s junk for 34 years.

 

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