When's the last time you saw a briefcase in the wild?

[Mix]

I saw a guy carrying one today and immediately alerted the authorities.

[The_annoying_one]

I don’t believe I’ve seen one in many years. You did the right thing reporting it.

[[classic swim]]

Your whole life was in there.

[discolé monade]

that was a red herring. 

[Mix]

17 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Your whole life was in there.

They were cellphones before cellphones?

[Mix]

16 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

that was a red herring. 

Hey look, i'm kewl, but some people may try to cancel you for that kind of talk.

That expression....turns out it's racist now.

[discolé monade]

5 hours ago, Mix said:

Hey look, i'm kewl, but some people may try to cancel you for that kind of talk.

That expression....turns out it's racist now.

when tf did that happen?

 *wait. are you serious?

Edited October 12, 2023 by discolé monade

[molarbear]

7 hours ago, Mix said:

I saw a guy carrying one today and immediately alerted the authorities.

Did they give you a key to the city, or are you still fighting off THE. ABSOLUTE. HORDE. OF. ASS?

 

[lupin_bebop]

Yesterday. At the courthouse. Attorneys are the only people I know who still carry them.

[Mix]

8 hours ago, discolé monade said:

when tf did that happen?

 *wait. are you serious?

I was setting up a joke about gingers that was so stupid I can't remember it...

[Mix]

7 hours ago, molarbear said:

Did they give you a key to the city, or are you still fighting off THE. ABSOLUTE. HORDE. OF. ASS?

 

 

[Mix]

3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

Yesterday. At the courthouse. Attorneys are the only people I know who still carry them.

You're still going to court over that streaking incident?

That should of been a slap on the wrist.

Sure, not everyone streaks at a church during a funeral, but we all grieve in our own way.

You let me know if you need a character witness.

[discolé monade]

4 hours ago, Mix said:

I was setting up a joke about gingers that was so stupid I can't remember it...

it's so hard to tell comedic font from serious font. i will work on that. 

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XD

me looking for links to the actual meaning. lmao. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

51 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

it's so hard to tell comedic font from serious font. i will work on that. 

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XD

me looking for links to the actual meaning. lmao. 

The real giveaway that it was a joke is it was posted by Mix. ALWAYS assume whatever Mix says is a bit. 

[Lynnrael]

Can't say I've ever seen one out in the wild. Not much call for briefcases in wilderness, but I guess you never know when you'll need to store documents in a survival sitaution.

[1pooh4u]

15 hours ago, Lynnrael said:

Can't say I've ever seen one out in the wild. Not much call for briefcases in wilderness, but I guess you never know when you'll need to store documents in a survival sitaution.

I’ve never seen them in the wild either. There’s always a human attached 

[lupin_bebop]

On 10/12/2023 at 7:54 AM, Mix said:

You're still going to court over that streaking incident?

That should of been a slap on the wrist.

Sure, not everyone streaks at a church during a funeral, but we all grieve in our own way.

You let me know if you need a character witness.

No. I’m not……but yes?

It’s for somethings related to that incident.  I couldn’t pull a Banksy, but did this. It’s what I was willed to do, and dammit, I’m gonna do it.