HEY WAKE UP IM GETTING CAKE

[Vamped]

The fuck are these plastic cake containers so loud at night?? 

[The_annoying_one]

Just so you can wake up the whole damn house.

[Vamped]

3 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Just so you can wake up the whole damn house.

Imma just yell first so all my neighbors will be awake before I even rattle the cake tin 

[The_annoying_one]

4 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Imma just yell first so all my neighbors will be awake before I even rattle the cake tin 

I’d hide in my bedroom with it. Nobody’s touching my cake!

[Vamped]

2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I’d hide in my bedroom with it. Nobody’s touching my cake!

 

That's not usually what I mean when I say where are you going with all that cake?

[The_annoying_one]

1 minute ago, Vamped said:

 

That's not usually what I mean when I say where are you going with all that cake?

I misinterpret every fucking thing these days.  

[André Toulon]

Them mfers so disrespectful....PLLLLLAAAAAP, PRRRRRRAAAAAAP, POPOOPOPOPOPOPOPOP

Whole driveby in the kitchen because i want some damn cake.

Edited July 9, 2023 by André Toulon

[Lynnrael]

those containers are like low tech security devices, they're impossible to open quietly

[Seight]

It's a psychological thing, BIG CAKE is testing your need of their product by letting everyone in the vicinity know that you're trying to get it.

[Raptorpat]

the other night I seriously considered busting out the air popper to make myself popcorn but my conscientious-to-everyone-else-sleeping side won out in the end

[eklipse]

Lmao - yes!  And frustrating to open too.  Like, damnit, why can’t all the sides just pop off?    

[Vela]

3 minutes ago, eklipse said:

Lmao - yes!  And frustrating to open too.  Like, damnit, why can’t all the sides just pop off?    

I don't even try anymore - I see that type of container whether it's cake, fruit, shrimp and I just destroy it - just shove all four fingers collapsing the plastic with the mind-set of "This'll only make it easier next time mf." Otherwise you could be there for seven minutes going around and around eventually putting it in a choke hold, it get's personal after that.  With that in mind I just assume establish dominance at the start, right?  ...Fuck you container.

[Vela]

On 7/9/2023 at 12:27 AM, André Toulon said:

.PLLLLLAAAAAP, PRRRRRRAAAAAAP, POPOOPOPOPOPOPOPOP

 cake.

[scoobdog]

This shit is why I just make my own cake.

[eklipse]

27 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

This shit is why I just make my own cake.

You sound like a good baker scoob.  Weren’t you going to offer ice cream cake tips too in another thread?  

[scoobdog]

13 minutes ago, eklipse said:

You sound like a good baker scoob.  Weren’t you going to offer ice cream cake tips too in another thread?  

Yeah, don't put it in the oven after you added the ice cream.