discolé monade Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 (edited) starting the modified cayce fasting diet. it's a 3 day venture not so much a diet, as more of a cleansing. intestinal clean. some use it for spiritual, times of reflection. now, i'm not a student of his clarivoyent ventures, and i only learned of him while living in va. beach. there was a 'natural store', this guy i lived with worked. i used to get so many lovely oils, and crystals. anyway. do i buy into his prophetic readings...the jury is out. but this modified diet does work. i haven't done this in some time. because i have no self control. but...BUT there's nothing in the house that i really want. sure...ice cream....yeah, there's steak wraps. did i just make a delicious cream cheese dill spread for the wraps...yup. but i got my herbage...and my bag of apples. and i'm gonna drop at least 5 lbs and get all the gross out of my instestines. forgot video Edited July 4, 2023 by discolé monade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 I eat an apple and I'll cleanse alright. I'll spend the next 4 hrs in the can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eklipse Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Good for you. I’ve never done a cleanse. How long are you doing it for? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 5, 2023 Author Share Posted July 5, 2023 3 days and i already hate it. it's usually worth it though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 is there anything a cleanse can do for you that regular metamucil type stuff can't do? I've been considering something like that myself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 5, 2023 Author Share Posted July 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, Lynnrael said: is there anything a cleanse can do for you that regular metamucil type stuff can't do? I've been considering something like that myself metamucil doesn't seem to work for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 6, 2023 Author Share Posted July 6, 2023 day 3. i feel the ^baby^ moving. amazing how fast they grow. we have 4-6 more apples, lil one, and soon you'll make it into the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 6, 2023 Author Share Posted July 6, 2023 2nd apple of the last day. only 3 more to go. then the olive oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 8, 2023 Author Share Posted July 8, 2023 (edited) well, this is not going well. unfortunately. i honestly believe the v.a. fucked up that gall bladder removal, because nothing's been right since. i only did this to help what i already knew was beginning. i'm currently in labor with a baseball size poop (call that gee gee poop dude). i've had everything. i can't eat anything because it will come back out, only chewed. jusst got back from the e.r. it's just.....there. and i have to stay in a state of total misery until it removes itself from my vessel, OR it will kill me*. may the odds ever be in my favor. *no...it will not kill me, it's a joke. Edited July 8, 2023 by discolé monade 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 14, 2023 Author Share Posted July 14, 2023 end of week 2, going into week 3, and 4 weeks without and actual proper movement. i am wondering how long i need to let it run it's course, via the VA? this worked, and failed. the apples moved everything downward...but it was too much? iono. i'm on a diet of salad and beans. just finished black beans from the last couple days. black eyed peas next. just read lisa m. prestley died from an obstruction. see...the VA ignored me for 6 months when it came to the gall bladder, next think i know, i'm being scheduled for surgery. i hate not being listened to. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Have you tried an enema? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 14, 2023 Author Share Posted July 14, 2023 19 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Have you tried an enema? everything. trip to the e.r. there was some butt play, and the nurse REALLY seemed into it. like...to the point that every 10 minutes, 'if this doesn't work, i'm going in' i told her she had to buy me a drink first. she laughed. i laughed. it was ackward. 2 enemas, 4 stool softner pills, 6 deculax, milk of magnesia, magnesium citrate. black beans, more apples, black eye peas, salad. 1 meal a day, except the other day i had salad then popcorn that night. and all i drink is water, which is my norm, but i've had to double up...but it's not helping. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Have you ever tried natto? It smells like dirty asshole, but it's a real probiotic superfood. I always poop well after eating it. It may not do anything to you, but I think it's worth a shot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 15, 2023 Author Share Posted July 15, 2023 (edited) i don't even know where i could find that*. but that is something i would try. is it as bad as kimchi? becuase that's always a nose tickler. *in savannah. i figured. Edited July 15, 2023 by discolé monade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Japanese food stores almost always have natto. However, Japanese food stores aren't that common in many parts of the country. You can try a general Asian food store; that's where I buy my natto. It will be sold in the freezers. Natto is typically sold as 3 packs with a distinctive container. You thaw the natto in your fridge when you are ready to eat it. And it is much more pungent than kimchi. Many people actually eat natto with kimchi and rice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eklipse Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Oh man, I’m so sorry. Just throwing this out there but have you tried twisting stretches to maybe help move it along? https://www.healthline.com/health/fitness-exercise/yoga-for-constipation Hope you feel better soon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 15, 2023 Author Share Posted July 15, 2023 8 hours ago, eklipse said: Oh man, I’m so sorry. Just throwing this out there but have you tried twisting stretches to maybe help move it along? https://www.healthline.com/health/fitness-exercise/yoga-for-constipation Hope you feel better soon i do. i have a modified workout. that includes stretching. i've been unable to do the more physical (mod pullups/pushups)this week, but stretching is key right now. and i fast walk a mile. thank you. i will. it's moving. the apple cleanse did what it was supposed to do, i just think i should have prepped better for it. more salads with flax seed. etc. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eklipse Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 7 hours ago, discolé monade said: i do. i have a modified workout. that includes stretching. i've been unable to do the more physical (mod pullups/pushups)this week, but stretching is key right now. Off topic: you can do a pull-up, that’s amazing. I think at my best, I could only ever do 2. 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 16, 2023 Author Share Posted July 16, 2023 (edited) 17 hours ago, eklipse said: Off topic: you can do a pull-up, that’s amazing. I think at my best, I could only ever do 2. 😂 don't be too impressed. they are modified. i do them from a sitting position, with legs stretched outward. 3 reps /10 Edited July 16, 2023 by discolé monade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 17, 2023 Author Share Posted July 17, 2023 and now i've pulled my hamstring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 17, 2023 Author Share Posted July 17, 2023 @1pooh4u can you move this to td? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 19, 2023 Author Share Posted July 19, 2023 THINGS ARE HAPPENING PEOPLE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! fucking finally. of course, trying to maneuver my asscheek fresh off a pulled hamstring is a whole new level of wtf. i was seriously thinking of getting the damn winch line and macraming some sort of swing, but then i was like, 'what if i can't get out of this thing. and mid can't seem to. we'll have to call emt, then i'll have to try to explain this is not a sex swing, it's a shitting swing. and that STILL won't go over well. tl:dr yay and boo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 👀..... Please, dear God let that be a typo, because swinging and shitting sounds..... ...I don't want picture this anymore. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 9 hours ago, André Toulon said: 👀..... Please, dear God let that be a typo, because swinging and shitting sounds..... ...I don't want picture this anymore. I am SO confused, albeit entertained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 10 hours ago, discolé monade said: THINGS ARE HAPPENING PEOPLE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! fucking finally. of course, trying to maneuver my asscheek fresh off a pulled hamstring is a whole new level of wtf. i was seriously thinking of getting the damn winch line and macraming some sort of swing, but then i was like, 'what if i can't get out of this thing. and mid can't seem to. we'll have to call emt, then i'll have to try to explain this is not a sex swing, it's a shitting swing. and that STILL won't go over well. tl:dr yay and boo. Your asscheek is in the way of your pooping? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 Oh...like the muscle under your ass? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 20, 2023 Author Share Posted July 20, 2023 17 minutes ago, Vela said: I am SO confused, albeit entertained. 16 minutes ago, Vela said: Your asscheek is in the way of your pooping? 14 minutes ago, Vela said: Oh...like the muscle under your ass? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 (edited) If I want a super colon cleanse....I simply eat an apple...or some leafy green BS. I'll spend the next 3 days of the colon cleanse inside various porcelain gods. Edited July 28, 2023 by lupin_bebop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 On 7/27/2023 at 10:20 PM, lupin_bebop said: If I want a super colon cleanse....I simply eat an apple...or some leafy green BS. I'll spend the next 3 days of the colon cleanse inside various porcelain gods. I just have to eat a lot of ice cream or uncooked onions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 30, 2023 Author Share Posted July 30, 2023 stink spirit IS my spirit, currently. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted July 30, 2023 Author Share Posted July 30, 2023 4 weeks. working our way into week 5. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 1, 2023 Author Share Posted August 1, 2023 alright, so, in conclusion. prepare before you do this. at least 3 days prior. consume at least 64 oz/day water. salads with a flax seed sprinkle, perhaps. this will move the sludge outward, just make sure it has a way out. ; ] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 16, 2023 Author Share Posted August 16, 2023 it would seem i lost about 10-12 lbs. AND dropped a pant size. so there's that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted October 11, 2023 Author Share Posted October 11, 2023 i think i'm at about 18 lbs dropped. : ] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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