Tricolor Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 The reason fat people die much earlier than skinny people is because god is a goddamn cannibal and once we are fattened enough, he's all like " well, this piggy is done!" Now I know what you're thinking "Tricolor, are you off your meds?" Yes, yes I am. They make me feel flavors and taste sounds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Fat-shaming is not okay, okay? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said: Fat-shaming is not okay, Did you just assume my BMI?!?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Tricolor said: Did you just assume my BMI?!?! When you assume, you make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’. I’m not an ass, and I assume you aren’t either. Wait….crap….. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: When you assume, you make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’. I’m not an ass, and I assume you aren’t either. Wait….crap….. Let's talk about sex, baby! Wait, wrong song........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Obese people have a much higher chance of death from complications of heart disease. Though heart disease itself is not limited to people who are obese, and maintains its place as the number one killer of people in the developed world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Yo so I've been like 10-15 pounds overweight. So I quit drinking soda in August and lost no sugar weight over the following few months, and then I fell off the wagon on Thanksgiving and (not that I'm a heavy consumer of it now) I've gained another five-ish pounds. I think the cannibal is just pushing me forward regardless. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Santa lives in north pole because God doesnt look there 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 I don't get this ages old concept of "fattening up" to make better meals. Do you want to eat more fat, or eat more MEAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Raptorpat said: Yo so I've been like 10-15 pounds overweight. So I quit drinking soda in August and lost no sugar weight over the following few months, and then I fell off the wagon on Thanksgiving and (not that I'm a heavy consumer of it now) I've gained another five-ish pounds. I think the cannibal is just pushing me forward regardless. One time in my early days of college, I gave up soda for the sake of my teeth (I was already rather skinny), and I ended up quickly losing 6 pounds, while losing weight was not even my intent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 (edited) Edited December 29, 2022 by mthor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 8 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Do you want to eat more fat, or eat more MEAT? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 15 hours ago, atomicinumatt said: Obese people have a much higher chance of death from complications of heart disease. Though heart disease itself is not limited to people who are obese, and maintains its place as the number one killer of people in the developed world. Thats what big god wants you to believe. I was smashing a heart with a Hammer once, and it just wouldnt stop beating. Them shits is hard to stop. Like a freight train or a pedophile at a church picnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 11 hours ago, Raptorpat said: Yo so I've been like 10-15 pounds overweight. So I quit drinking soda in August and lost no sugar weight over the following few months, and then I fell off the wagon on Thanksgiving and (not that I'm a heavy consumer of it now) I've gained another five-ish pounds. I think the cannibal is just pushing me forward regardless. Sounds like you're the piggy roast for new years dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 11 hours ago, viperxmns said: Santa lives in north pole because God doesnt look there Yup. Much like Africa.😐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 7 hours ago, mthor said: They were trying to warn us all those décades ago, but we just didn't listen! As soon as I had this epiphany, I immediately turned atheist,threw away all my crucifixes, Jesús posters and pop up Bible with Kung fu grip action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, Raptorpat said: Yo so I've been like 10-15 pounds overweight. So I quit drinking soda in August and lost no sugar weight over the following few months, and then I fell off the wagon on Thanksgiving and (not that I'm a heavy consumer of it now) I've gained another five-ish pounds. I think the cannibal is just pushing me forward regardless. Intermittent fasting works well for me if I need to cut weight fast. Long term it works well with discipline. I used this method extensively when I wrestled in high school and after as I got older and became a fat man at times over the years. I have never been good at diets because I like to eat what I want and I am less likely to follow a lot of rules haha but I found that a keto diet works well for cutting fat as it is designed to trick your body back into burning fats before sugars. But again, both of these methods require lots of discipline, yet I find them to be the easiest for obtaining short and long term results! Edited December 29, 2022 by atomicinumatt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Tricolor said: Thats what big god wants you to believe. I was smashing a heart with a Hammer once, and it just wouldnt stop beating. Them shits is hard to stop. Like a freight train or a pedophile at a church picnic. You would be surprised to know how a body can live for a period with a failed heart given the proper apparatus and procedure. But regardless of fringe cases of heart failure, you would also be surprised by the number of healthy people that die from complications of heart disease. Complications is the key word here because heart disease does not just mean a heart attack. It can also take years and years and may seemingly come at random. If you were to hit a heart with a hammer though you could cause cardiac laceration and essential bleed out in seconds or minutes without immediate treatment haha Edited December 29, 2022 by atomicinumatt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 52 minutes ago, Tricolor said: Yup. Much like Africa.😐 Also, you would surprised that there are over a billion people in Africa and about 15-20% of them are not religious. So you could argue that there is more God in Africa than there is in Europe or America. Just thought it interesting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 18 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Fat-shaming is not okay, okay? Neither is cannibal shaming 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted December 30, 2022 Author Share Posted December 30, 2022 13 hours ago, atomicinumatt said: You would be surprised to know how a body can live for a period with a failed heart given the proper apparatus and procedure. But regardless of fringe cases of heart failure, you would also be surprised by the number of healthy people that die from complications of heart disease. Complications is the key word here because heart disease does not just mean a heart attack. It can also take years and years and may seemingly come at random. If you were to hit a heart with a hammer though you could cause cardiac laceration and essential bleed out in seconds or minutes without immediate treatment haha Lacerations? Impossible, it was a ball peen hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 I’ve always been thin, and I doubt I’m going to live especially long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted January 2, 2023 Author Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 12/30/2022 at 4:26 AM, SwimOdin said: I’ve always been thin, and I doubt I’m going to live especially long. Thats because you're fat in spirit. God sees all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 There’d be way too many fat people at church if that was the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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