SwimModSponges Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 Y'all ever deal with the feds? Half a mind to go out, knock on the side of the truck, and ask them to raid somebody or leave. They're killing my internet connection. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 yes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdy Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 We had a van parked on the corner by our house for about a week back when we lived in Florida. My husband's uncle got sick of looking at it, so he went out and banged on the side and asked what they were doing. Turns out it was a PI filming one of the neighbors doing things that he claimed that he was too disabled to do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 So now you have a van out front too? Sure it isn’t the Cartel? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 55 minutes ago, scoobdog said: So now you have a van out front too? Sure it isn’t the Cartel? Depends on how old the Cartel is - this was about 25 years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 9 minutes ago, mthor said: Depends on how old the Cartel is - this was about 25 years ago. ......I don't think he meant you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: ......I don't think he meant you I meant everyone that's ever had a fucking van sit out front of their house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 14 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I meant everyone that's ever had a fucking van sit out front of their house. Well obviously it wasn't a cartel...the wifi says FBI...duuuuh. Can't just be giving your wifi wild ass names willy nilly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdy Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 (edited) The cartels have been very active around the boards this year… fuck Edited August 23, 2022 by Sawdy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Well obviously it wasn't a cartel...the wifi says FBI...duuuuh. Can't just be giving your wifi wild ass names willy nilly Oh you know how it is. You see the FBI van so you go out to report the Cartels, but... Surprise! Its really the Cartel and now you're in your underwear outside a TJ bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Oh you know how it is. You see the FBI van so you go out to report the Cartels, but... Surprise! Its really the Cartel and now you're in your underwear outside a TJ bar. ....... .. What's a TJ bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 Just now, André Toulon said: ....... .. What's a TJ bar. Tijuana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Tijuana *Snaps* Sorry tugjobs, I thought this was for you but bad call...my bad 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: ......I don't think he meant you Just let me toddle around in my little bubble of senility, ok? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Real answer - call the cops and just report there's a strange van outside your neighbors and you are worried about them and would like a wellness check. If they tell you they already know about it and to not worry, they just outed the FBI van. Change your WiFi name to 'GetOffMyLawnFBIVan' and see how long they sit on your internets before moving. Fun answer - make a sign that says 'Free Candy and Puppies` and stick it on the van on the side facing the street. Those attract cops almost as fast as a sign saying 'Free Donuts'. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBluntsworth Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: Real answer - call the cops and just report there's a strange van outside your neighbors and you are worried about them and would like a wellness check Are you trying to get somebody killed? OP.....do not call the cops over this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, NewBluntsworth said: Are you trying to get somebody killed? Besides the Cartel guys in the van? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 (edited) 16 hours ago, scoobdog said: So now you have a van out front too? Sure it isn’t the Cartel? ......Does Sponges have a story about a drug cartel too? Am I missing something? Edited August 24, 2022 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBluntsworth Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ......Does Sponges have a story about a drug cartel too? Am I missing something? Nope you aren't missing anything, these thirsty clowns just throw around witless clunkers like this as part of their awkward old man trolling that amuses only themselves, doesn't matter that it doesn't even make sense. Edited August 24, 2022 by NewBluntsworth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ......Does Sponges have a story about a drug cartel too? Am I missing something? No, no he does not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 24, 2022 Author Share Posted August 24, 2022 Hey you don't know that for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Hey you don't know that for sure. Dude…. The van is still listening…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poofy Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 You guys are just jealous of my squirty teenage cartel daughter girlfriend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Teenage? Yikes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poofy Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 I talked to her mom it’s ok 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Cartel moms are as murderous as their husbands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poofy Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Relax I’m joking. Except about her being a squirty teen that part is… very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 14 hours ago, Poofy said: You guys are just jealous of my squirty teenage cartel daughter girlfriend Legal teenage hottie though, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poofy Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Yea she’s only even a teenager for like 5 more minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Bro you done for. Probably got two teams on you and one is just random Trump goons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 I mean we all knew about the second one already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Alternatively, what if it is a competitor to your current internet supplier, sucking the life out of your connection so you'll switch to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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