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Uhaul parked in front of neighbor's house all day, no sign of any movers or anyone near it. Internet going incredibly slow. Figure it's probably the feds with a stingray, right?


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We had a van parked on the corner by our house for about a week back when we lived in Florida. My husband's uncle got sick of looking at it, so he went out and banged on the side and asked what they were doing. Turns out it was a PI filming one of the neighbors doing things that he claimed that he was too disabled to do.

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6 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Well obviously it wasn't a cartel...the wifi says FBI...duuuuh.

Can't just be giving your wifi wild ass names willy nilly

Oh you know how it is.

You see the FBI van so you go out to report the Cartels, but... Surprise!  Its really the Cartel and now you're in your underwear outside a TJ bar.

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Real answer - call the cops and just report there's a strange van outside your neighbors and you are worried about them and would like a wellness check. If they tell you they already know about it and to not worry, they just outed the FBI van. Change your WiFi name to 'GetOffMyLawnFBIVan' and see how long they sit on your internets before moving. 

 

Fun answer - make a sign that says 'Free Candy and Puppies` and stick it on the van on the side facing the street. Those attract cops almost as fast as a sign saying 'Free Donuts'. 

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9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

......Does Sponges have a story about a drug cartel too? Am I missing something?

Nope you aren't missing anything, these thirsty clowns just throw around witless clunkers like this as part of their awkward old man trolling that amuses only themselves, doesn't matter that it doesn't even make sense. 

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