I killed the toilet.

[GuyBeardmane]

I leaned back when I sat down and cracked the tank.  It's a dead fucking toilet.

[crackymckrackin]

1 minute ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I leaned back when I sat down and cracked the tank.  It's a dead fucking toilet.

Shit happens. Amiright.

[discolé monade]

looks like SOMEONE is going to learn how to put in a toilet. 

hey, don't forget the wax seal thingy. although, i think the new tech is some sort of silcone thingy. 

[GuyBeardmane]

[discolé monade]

oh snap! and that's an old timey toilet. that sucks. 

BUT, good news is a new toilet ....you can add a bidet. 

[Game Master]

What up party people?

[molarbear]

7 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Even Half Mass is too much for this Hero

[rpgamer]

So, how quickly were you able to jump off the toilet after getting splashed with a gallon of gold water?

[Raptorpat]

35 minutes ago, rpgamer said:

after getting splashed with a gallon of gold water

are you peeing in the wrong side again

[Seight]

That's not how I imagined any of us breaking a toilet, not gonna lie.

[scoobdog]

2 minutes ago, Seight said:

That's not how I imagined any of us breaking a toilet, not gonna lie.

None of us are giants of the UEMB like he is, though.

[katt_goddess]

1 hour ago, Raptorpat said:

are you peeing in the wrong side again

That's called an Upper Decker and it's the gift that keeps on giving...at someone else's house. 

[discolé monade]

it's called the 'slater dump'

and it's a thing. 

 

[GuyBeardmane]

7 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

it's called the 'slater dump'

and it's a thing. 

 

The A.C. Slater is a different thing.  It's where you straddle the toilet with your face toward the tank, oftentimes resting your arms on it.

[GuyBeardmane]

 

Edited August 13, 2022 by GuyBeardmane

[molarbear]

3 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

The A.C. Slater is a different thing.  It's where you straddle the toilet with your face toward the tank, oftentimes resting your arms on it.

Wait

so your junk is just touching all that.... toilet?

[discolé monade]

12 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

The A.C. Slater is a different thing.  It's where you straddle the toilet with your face toward the tank, oftentimes resting your arms on it.

yeah, yeah...

i'm just saying..you could blame it on REALLY getting into that maxim article? eh...

i'll show myself out. 

[katt_goddess]

18 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

 

Needs googly eyes.

[SwimOdin]

By the age of 40 I have shat more than three of you put together will in your entire lives, yet I have as of yet not broken a toilet. Also, Superman can’t take dumbs without breaking toilets.

[Raptorpat]

jack is superman, it's all coming full circle

[GuyBeardmane]

Restart the level until it comes on.