Mix Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Unless you are certain your back fat won't make fart sounds with the mat. So embarrassing. Also, there is no smooth way to put your shirt back on during a yoga class. Especially not if you put it on backwards, temporarily accept the situation, then change your mind and flip it around 30 seconds later. Can't go back to that YMCA. I told my boss she'd have to find someone else to teach yoga because these people don't respect me anymore. I don't respect me anymore. 💀 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 dango maybe the answer is to play loud music that has random fart noises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 I respect you more now. You might actually be my hero 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 I cut out the middle man by just not doing yoga. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 7 hours ago, viperxmns said: dango maybe the answer is to play loud music that has random fart noises He needs Gene Belcher. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) I might toss some Dhalsim gifs in here later Edited June 2, 2022 by André Toulon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 2, 2022 Author Share Posted June 2, 2022 11 hours ago, viperxmns said: dango maybe the answer is to play loud music that has random fart noises That music is usually reserved for spin class 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 (edited) I find the best way out of an embarrassing situation is just to address it. "That was not a fart, it was just my back fat." "This is why bare skin and mats don't mix" "Oh shit, backwards. This is why my mom normally dresses me." Have a laugh and brush it off.  Edited June 3, 2022 by Sieg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 On 6/2/2022 at 12:38 AM, viperxmns said: dango maybe the answer is to play loud music that has random fart noises Preferably a song with lots of trumpets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 I kinda find it more embarrassing to go to the gym and use the weight machine and then have to discretely wipe away the little print you leave on the bench before going to actually wipe down the machine. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Just rename all poses 'pawanmuktasana' and roll with it... This joke brought to you by 'King of the Hill'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 4, 2022 Author Share Posted June 4, 2022 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Just rename all poses 'pawanmuktasana' and roll with it... This joke brought to you by 'King of the Hill'. I demand you buy a tank top. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 4, 2022 Author Share Posted June 4, 2022 9 hours ago, Vamped said: I kinda find it more embarrassing to go to the gym and use the weight machine and then have to discretely wipe away the little print you leave on the bench before going to actually wipe down the machine. The gym is where everyone goes to be embarrassed in one way or another. At least you aren't the guy who does karate in the mirror.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 4, 2022 Author Share Posted June 4, 2022 19 hours ago, Sieg67 said: I find the best way out of an embarrassing situation is just to address it. "That was not a fart, it was just my back fat." "This is why bare skin and mats don't mix" "Oh shit, backwards. This is why my mom normally dresses me." Have a laugh and brush it off.  I don't brush things off. I cope with all my embarrassments the same way.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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