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Unless you are certain your back fat won't make fart sounds with the mat.

So embarrassing.

Also, there is no smooth way to put your shirt back on during a yoga class.

Especially not if you put it on backwards, temporarily accept the situation, then change your mind and flip it around 30 seconds later.

Can't go back to that YMCA.

I told my boss she'd have to find someone else to teach yoga because these people don't respect me anymore.

I don't respect me anymore.

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I find the best way out of an embarrassing situation is just to address it.

"That was not a fart, it was just my back fat."
"This is why bare skin and mats don't mix"
"Oh shit, backwards.  This is why my mom normally dresses me."

Have a laugh and brush it off.

 

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9 hours ago, Vamped said:

I kinda find it more embarrassing to go to the gym and use the weight machine and then have to discretely wipe away the little print you leave on the bench before going to actually wipe down the machine. 

The gym is where everyone goes to be embarrassed in one way or another.

At least you aren't the guy who does karate in the mirror.

 

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19 hours ago, Sieg67 said:

I find the best way out of an embarrassing situation is just to address it.

"That was not a fart, it was just my back fat."
"This is why bare skin and mats don't mix"
"Oh shit, backwards.  This is why my mom normally dresses me."

Have a laugh and brush it off.

 

I don't brush things off. I cope with all my embarrassments the same way.

 

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