Mini_ghost420 Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 I never really named it. naming my individual body parts always seemed kinda stupid to me
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 You have a penis? ::]:: yes, it's bigger than yours because you're a bitch.
Kudasai Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 yes, it's bigger than yours because you're a bitch. Owned and destroyed +1
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 yes, it's bigger than yours because you're a bitch.
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 Lil Ricky Not bad. Apparently I've been owned so many times in this thread I think its time to close it. :-X
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 That too.. generic. I honestly can't believe someone didn't already say it before me.
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 I honestly can't believe someone didn't already say it before me. I already get called dick enough so I wouldn't subject Lil Ricky to that.
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 I already get called dick enough so I wouldn't subject Lil Ricky to that. At least they call you a dick... they call me a pussy
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 At least they call you a dick... they call me a pussy Why do they call you pussy?
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 Why do they call you pussy? I don't know?
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 I don't know? Maybe you should borrow Janice and show them what's up!
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 Maybe you should borrow Janice and show them what's up! That would require me knocking on Kudasai's door and walking down into his dungeon.... we all know whats down there... yeah I'd rather not....
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Bring waifu with you for protection. Oh wait, you don't need Janice. Have waifu take care of it!
Kudasai Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 That would require me knocking on Kudasai's door and walking down into his dungeon.... we all know whats down there... yeah I'd rather not....
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 Bring waifu with you for protection. Oh wait, you don't need Janice. Have waifu take care of it! waifu is a lazy bitch.
Kudasai Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 What the fuck is that last thing. The Iron Maiden <3
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 THE IRON MAIDEN: It's an upright sarcophagus with spikes on the inner surfaces. Double doors open on the front, allowing entrance for the victim. In one example, eight spikes protruded from one door, 13 from the other. Once the victim was inside, the doors were closed. There, the strategically placed spikes would pierce several vital organs. However, they were relatively short spikes, so the wounds wouldn't be instantly fatal. Instead, the victim would linger and bleed to death over several hours. I know Phillies loves to get the details. :fap:
Phillies Posted March 12, 2017 Author Posted March 12, 2017 THE IRON MAIDEN: It's an upright sarcophagus with spikes on the inner surfaces. Double doors open on the front, allowing entrance for the victim. In one example, eight spikes protruded from one door, 13 from the other. Once the victim was inside, the doors were closed. There, the strategically placed spikes would pierce several vital organs. However, they were relatively short spikes, so the wounds wouldn't be instantly fatal. Instead, the victim would linger and bleed to death over several hours. I know Phillies loves to get the details. :fap: That one doesn't sound as bad as some of the other shit I've seen. As long as you leave the hall way light on with that one.
Phillies Posted March 12, 2017 Author Posted March 12, 2017 Oh I almost forgot about this in the dungeon Its Judas's younger brother.
Phillies Posted March 12, 2017 Author Posted March 12, 2017 You got a pear of anguish? That one bothers me for some reason.
Phillies Posted March 12, 2017 Author Posted March 12, 2017 It also functions as a dildo when in the collapsed position :fap:
Ric Posted March 12, 2017 Posted March 12, 2017 It also functions as a dildo when in the collapsed position :fap: Maybe you should bring one to the bedroom next time you're with fuggz.
Phillies Posted March 12, 2017 Author Posted March 12, 2017 Maybe you should bring one to the bedroom next time you're with fuggz. lets go ask fuggz how she feels about this.
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