Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I named mine Metapod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Greeny Sr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 The Terminator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Vlad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Wang Can Fuk (so can you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Vlad. You have a penis? ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Never gave mine a name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 The Terminator The Penetrator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 The Penetrator The Punisher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I named it penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I never did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Tater tot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I never really named it. naming my individual body parts always seemed kinda stupid to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 You have a penis? ::]:: yes, it's bigger than yours because you're a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Tiny man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 yes, it's bigger than yours because you're a bitch. Owned and destroyed +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 yes, it's bigger than yours because you're a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Owned and destroyed +1 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Lil Ricky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Lil Ricky Not bad. Apparently I've been owned so many times in this thread I think its time to close it. :-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Dick. That too.. generic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 That too.. generic. I honestly can't believe someone didn't already say it before me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I honestly can't believe someone didn't already say it before me. I already get called dick enough so I wouldn't subject Lil Ricky to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 I already get called dick enough so I wouldn't subject Lil Ricky to that. At least they call you a dick... they call me a pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 At least they call you a dick... they call me a pussy Why do they call you pussy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Why do they call you pussy? I don't know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I don't know? Maybe you should borrow Janice and show them what's up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Maybe you should borrow Janice and show them what's up! That would require me knocking on Kudasai's door and walking down into his dungeon.... we all know whats down there... yeah I'd rather not.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Bring waifu with you for protection. Oh wait, you don't need Janice. Have waifu take care of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 That would require me knocking on Kudasai's door and walking down into his dungeon.... we all know whats down there... yeah I'd rather not.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Bring waifu with you for protection. Oh wait, you don't need Janice. Have waifu take care of it! waifu is a lazy bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 What the fuck is that last thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 What the fuck is that last thing. The Iron Maiden <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 THE IRON MAIDEN: It's an upright sarcophagus with spikes on the inner surfaces. Double doors open on the front, allowing entrance for the victim. In one example, eight spikes protruded from one door, 13 from the other. Once the victim was inside, the doors were closed. There, the strategically placed spikes would pierce several vital organs. However, they were relatively short spikes, so the wounds wouldn't be instantly fatal. Instead, the victim would linger and bleed to death over several hours. I know Phillies loves to get the details. :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Stuart Smally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Oh I almost forgot about this in the dungeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 You got a pear of anguish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 THE IRON MAIDEN: It's an upright sarcophagus with spikes on the inner surfaces. Double doors open on the front, allowing entrance for the victim. In one example, eight spikes protruded from one door, 13 from the other. Once the victim was inside, the doors were closed. There, the strategically placed spikes would pierce several vital organs. However, they were relatively short spikes, so the wounds wouldn't be instantly fatal. Instead, the victim would linger and bleed to death over several hours. I know Phillies loves to get the details. :fap: That one doesn't sound as bad as some of the other shit I've seen. As long as you leave the hall way light on with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 Oh I almost forgot about this in the dungeon Its Judas's younger brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 You got a pear of anguish? That one bothers me for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 You got a pear of anguish? 8 of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 It also functions as a dildo when in the collapsed position :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 It also functions as a dildo when in the collapsed position :fap: Maybe you should bring one to the bedroom next time you're with fuggz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 Maybe you should bring one to the bedroom next time you're with fuggz. lets go ask fuggz how she feels about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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