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It will just be pictures of me throughout my day doing normal things such as:

 

When I wake up in the morning.

When I brush my teeth.

When I masturbate furiously in the shower.

When I eat breakfast.

When I drive to work.

When I sit at my desk.

When I go to lunch.

When I masturbate furiously in the bathroom after lunch. 

When I wake up from my nap in the bathroom I masturbated in after lunch.

When I smoke a joint.

When I pretend not to be high at work.

When I drive home in a daze.

When I get pulled over.

When I get arrested.

When I masturbate furiously in holding to make a point that i'm not to be fucked with.

When that doesn't work.

When it does the opposite.

When I panic.

When i've made new friends.

When they take over my OnlyFans.

When I work for them now.

 

 

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13 hours ago, Seight said:

We're all looking forward to it.

When I thought of this bit at three in the morning I actually started taking pics for each one of those scenarios. 

I gave up after the shower pic. 

I was just laughing like a mad man at the scene. Me, phone in hand, pretending to take a shower for a SFW pic that I can post. Yet still, for some reason, completely naked.

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

The real question is why aren't you on OnlyFans.....from what I hear, it's a gold mine

am i fucking allowed to not have a clip store without ppl recommending the current most popular one to me?

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28 minutes ago, Poof said:

am i fucking allowed to not have a clip store without ppl recommending the current most popular one to me?

you don't have a clip store at all?

that's just financially irresponsible -_-

I mean I know librarians that have a Manyvids account....let her know @mthor

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21 hours ago, Mix said:

It will just be pictures of me throughout my day doing normal things such as:

 

When I wake up in the morning.

When I brush my teeth.

When I masturbate furiously in the shower.

When I eat breakfast.

When I drive to work.

When I sit at my desk.

When I go to lunch.

When I masturbate furiously in the bathroom after lunch. 

When I wake up from my nap in the bathroom I masturbated in after lunch.

When I smoke a joint.

When I pretend not to be high at work.

When I drive home in a daze.

When I get pulled over.

When I get arrested.

When I masturbate furiously in holding to make a point that i'm not to be fucked with.

When that doesn't work.

When it does the opposite.

When I panic.

When i've made new friends.

When they take over my OnlyFans.

When I work for them now.

 

 

You may be on to something

like that one dude that posts videos on pornhub that are completely PG

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11 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Better show lots of feet and hole if you want my simping.

I wasn't aware you could have an onlyfans without feet and hole....I thought it was included in the sign up agreement

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3 minutes ago, Poof said:

maybe if you look at it as selling a product youll be more successful

That's not bad advice. 

Just approach it like a company with a product. 

Run ads in front of as many eyes as possible and let the customer come to me. 

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