Poof Posted February 8, 2021 Posted February 8, 2021 It’s gonna be below freezing forever this week 1
Poof Posted February 8, 2021 Author Posted February 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: And put your little hand in mine.... I still don’t know the next line
Poof Posted February 8, 2021 Author Posted February 8, 2021 43 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: And nobody wants cold ass. Necrophiliacs
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 8, 2021 Posted February 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Poof said: Necrophiliacs Don't learn how to make me laugh! It's terrible! On Saturday I was talking about people fucking horses with Jez and Taco and they commented how that seems to come up a lot with me. I said it's just one of my interests, while not true I do find the fact that people will fuck horses hilarious. So any story I hear about it gets bookmarked.
Poof Posted February 8, 2021 Author Posted February 8, 2021 49 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Don't learn how to make me laugh! It's terrible! On Saturday I was talking about people fucking horses with Jez and Taco and they commented how that seems to come up a lot with me. I said it's just one of my interests, while not true I do find the fact that people will fuck horses hilarious. So any story I hear about it gets bookmarked. Those horses have huge mega dicks
tsar4 Posted February 8, 2021 Posted February 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Poof said: I still don’t know the next line pssst - "There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb". 1
Poof Posted February 8, 2021 Author Posted February 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, tsar4 said: pssst - "There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb". It’s so obvious now
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 8, 2021 Posted February 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Poof said: Those horses have huge mega dicks People get paid to jerk off the champion dicks too.
Poof Posted February 8, 2021 Author Posted February 8, 2021 1 hour ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: People get paid to jerk off the champion dicks too. Are u saying u will pay me to jerk off a horse?
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 8, 2021 Posted February 8, 2021 29 minutes ago, Poof said: Are u saying u will pay me to jerk off a horse? I wasn't thinking about it but it's so tantalizing now. Rates?
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 2 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: I wasn't thinking about it but it's so tantalizing now. Rates? Idk I don’t have a standard rate for horse jacking. But that’s the only thing I’d do I wouldn’t blow it or anything. Unless it was a lot a lot
katt_goddess Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 It's so cold here that cracked eggs will freeze together as they leak.
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: It's so cold here that cracked eggs will freeze together as they leak. Nooo da eggs
katt_goddess Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Poof said: Nooo da eggs They are one with the sidewalk now. Literally.
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: They are one with the sidewalk now. Literally. The eggies tho
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 48 minutes ago, Poof said: Idk I don’t have a standard rate for horse jacking. But that’s the only thing I’d do I wouldn’t blow it or anything. Unless it was a lot a lot Well you gotta at least take the load to the face or I don't even know what I'm paying for.
katt_goddess Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Poof said: The eggies tho It was either die on the sidewalk for science or end up at Denny's and then on the sidewalk.
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 11 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Well you gotta at least take the load to the face or I don't even know what I'm paying for. A horse load is a lot of load
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: It was either die on the sidewalk for science or end up at Denny's and then on the sidewalk. I like the yummy Denny’s option
Seight Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 The low on Saturday is supposed to be 8 here. I don't wanna hear it from the Northern contingent, that is fucking cold.
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 23 minutes ago, Mewn said: Froze my tits off. Srry @ ur tits
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, Seight said: The low on Saturday is supposed to be 8 here. I don't wanna hear it from the Northern contingent, that is fucking cold. It will be -2 here then
tsar4 Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Poof said: It will be -2 here then Aww, poor you...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Poof said: A horse load is a lot of load Yeah it is.
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 46 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Obligatory Chicago area coffee snow Coffee snow??
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 49 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Aww, poor you... O plz I wasn’t including windchills
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 35 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Yeah it is. So if u wanna make an offer I’ll think about it. And I have to see a photo of the horse
tsar4 Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Poof said: Coffee snow?? Take pot of hot coffee, fling into subzero air - viola, coffee snow!
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Poof said: So if u wanna make an offer I’ll think about it. And I have to see a photo of the horse Will you accept payment in horse semen? Before you say no... 1
André Toulon Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 Roads are frozen. Taking the kids to school and coming home
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 7 hours ago, tsar4 said: Take pot of hot coffee, fling into subzero air - viola, coffee snow! Oh it turns white it doesn’t make a buncha brown snow???
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 7 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Roads are frozen. Taking the kids to school and coming home Ok sweety be careful 💋
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 6 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Will you accept payment in horse semen? Before you say no... Sure if u have a thoroughbred horse that cums millions of dollars I’ll blow it
André Toulon Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Poof said: Ok sweety be careful 💋 They cancelled school too, so time to hyper dose and order pizza
1pooh4u Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 9 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Will you accept payment in horse semen? Before you say no... Ozzy and Jack had a show where they traveled across the US in an RV doing dumb things. One was horse sperm collection. A female horse is in the room so the male can get hard, then they jack off the horse with some weird contraption. I wonder how much they pay for jerking off a horse. 1
Sawdamizer Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 Just now, 1pooh4u said: Ozzy and Jack had a show where they traveled across the US in an RV doing dumb things. One was horse sperm collection. A female horse is in the room so the male can get hard, then they jack off the horse with some weird contraption. I wonder how much they pay for jerking off a horse. Its at least $5, because that's what I'm willing to pay. 1
1pooh4u Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 56 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Its at least $5, because that's what I'm willing to pay. That definitely isn’t worth it 😬💩 1
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: They cancelled school too, so time to hyper dose and order pizza I ordered more of that delta 8 stuff. Like an ounce of the oil which in theory should last me 28 weeks... But of course bc of my developmental problems I once again didn’t look more than about 48 hours into the future to plan accordingly and it takes like 3-7 days for it to get here 1
Poof Posted February 9, 2021 Author Posted February 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Sawdamizer said: Its at least $5, because that's what I'm willing to pay. Again what do u wake up at 4:15 in the morning to go to work to make all that money for if not to spend it on exhilarating sexual experiences like the horse sex in question? 1
tsar4 Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 7 hours ago, Poof said: Oh it turns white it doesn’t make a buncha brown snow??? Nope. With all the particulate in natural snow from the sky, it's still white. BTW - you should never eat snow - there's plastics in it. Ain't science great? 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 7 hours ago, Poof said: Sure if u have a thoroughbred horse that cums millions of dollars I’ll blow it I don't "have" it, but I can locate one.
resurrected Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 We were supposed to get a cold front here this week. Didn't happen. Just rain.
katt_goddess Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 It was -36'F when I walked to work this morning. It was -13'F on the walk home. HEAT WAVE! Breaking out the bikini...
tsar4 Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) 27 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: HEAT WAVE! Breaking out the bikini... Сибирское Софткор Edited February 9, 2021 by tsar4
tsar4 Posted February 9, 2021 Posted February 9, 2021 28 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: HEAT WAVE! Breaking out the bikini... Сибирское Софткор
katt_goddess Posted February 10, 2021 Posted February 10, 2021 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Сибирское Софткор I actually do have an ancient t-shirt that declares 'Siberia - Land of Opportunity' .
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