Mix Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 They'd pop in a cassette and sit on the sofa and make a night of it. I think that's why they actually tried to make it a story back then. It sounds so strange now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Well yeah, nobody could come up with a second reason to buy Cinemax. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 I used to stay up late and watch the softcore movies start to finish and actually got into the stories. I miss that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 They’d have to watch episodes of Real Sex and only get to beat off during specific moments where they’d sneak porn into an otherwise informative look into the lives of a porn star couple or a sex therapist trying their best to teach men how to do cunnilingus on a mango. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 I don't need story with my porn. Fuck plot. What, so now I gotta listen to these people talk, too? I just want to click my mouse, watch some dude literally piss down some chick's throat, jerk it, and go to sleep. Just like every American. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 20, 2021 Author Share Posted January 20, 2021 7 hours ago, Poof said: I used to stay up late and watch the softcore movies start to finish and actually got into the stories. I miss that I would get my nut out of the way first and then watch scenes whole to learn how to work it like a pro when I was a Teen. I thought it was a genius move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 20, 2021 Author Share Posted January 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Chapinator_X said: They’d have to watch episodes of Real Sex and only get to beat off during specific moments where they’d sneak porn into an otherwise informative look into the lives of a porn star couple or a sex therapist trying their best to teach men how to do cunnilingus on a mango. How did they rewind those parts? Or download and edit them in the order they needed them to be in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 20, 2021 Author Share Posted January 20, 2021 50 minutes ago, Skiles said: I don't need story with my porn. Fuck plot. What, so now I gotta listen to these people talk, too? I just want to click my mouse, watch some dude literally piss down some chick's throat, jerk it, and go to sleep. Just like every American. Pissing, I think, is pretty big in eastern Europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Mix said: How did they rewind those parts? Or download and edit them in the order they needed them to be in? It’s like watching traffic from a balcony. Right when you see a car that’s impressive, it flies past, never to be seen again. I guess the best approach is edging through the interviews until you start seeing people go at it for half a minute until the next interview. That is, unless you were made of money and could TiVo the program in the early aughts. Then just pause and rewind like you’re in the future, circa 2003. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Mix said: Pissing, I think, is pretty big in eastern Europe It should be a thing everywhere, if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 15 hours ago, Poof said: I used to stay up late and watch the softcore movies start to finish and actually got into the stories. I miss that i used to do that but didnt have those channels all the time growing up so i had to watch them with the channel being all scrambled. somehow still busted nut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 17 hours ago, Chapinator_X said: They’d have to watch episodes of Real Sex and only get to beat off during specific moments where they’d sneak porn into an otherwise informative look into the lives of a porn star couple or a sex therapist trying their best to teach men how to do cunnilingus on a mango. I have been looking for a specific episode of real sex...I want to say it's 21, but the name is slippery when wet. it had a piece on porn star Menajatrios (I don't know if that's how her name is spelled) and there was this chick with huge boobs in the spot with her....I want to see it, so I can see the credits because i really think this is my uncle's new wife. I can't shake the feeling it's the same woman....Obviously, it could just be some other big tittied redbone, but it's something about her smirk that instantly made me remember that scene that i fapped to at least 50 times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) 17 hours ago, Skiles said: I don't need story with my porn. Fuck plot. What, so now I gotta listen to these people talk, too? I just want to click my mouse, watch some dude literally piss down some chick's throat, jerk it, and go to sleep. Just like every American. I wholly agree.... and even in the early Internet porn age, it fucking drove me crazy (not in a good way) when the only sound in the video was music. This was probably a lot more common in solo vids, as I never watched hardcore back then, but when I'm jacking to a chick putting on a show for me/the camera, I want to listen to her talk, or moan, or even just breathe, I don't want to hear fucking music. 4 hours ago, BlackNoir said: I have been looking for a specific episode of real sex...I want to say it's 21, but the name is slippery when wet. it had a piece on porn star Menajatrios (I don't know if that's how her name is spelled) and there was this chick with huge boobs in the spot with her....I want to see it, so I can see the credits because i really think this is my uncle's new wife. I can't shake the feeling it's the same woman....Obviously, it could just be some other big tittied redbone, but it's something about her smirk that instantly made me remember that scene that i fapped to at least 50 times. Reading the bit I highlighted was so unexpected it made me snort a little snot out my nose in laughter. 😂 I think I have mentioned this before, but I will always remember in one Real Sex episode there was a real cute redhead with really big natural boobs, and her hubby had hair that made him look like he could've been in Black Sabbath in the early 90s. 90s Sabbath pic for reference: Edited January 21, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoomBubba Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Back when I was a kid porn was usually second generation recording on VHS tapes that my friends would find in their parents' rooms. It might sound weird now, but when someone found one of those tapes, particularly if it was new, they'd call everybody come over and watch it. Most of these tapes were from the 70s-mid 80s so body hair still existed on human beings and porn staches were abundant. I remember one time my best friend called me over to his house to watch some new tape he found in his dad's stuff called "Bi The Way." He thought it was going to be girls that swung back and forth ... well, there was this one part where this dude was getting it on with this girl and this other dude just casually walked in the room, dropped his pants and put his you-know-what in the other guy's pooper. We never saw his dad the same way again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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