1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I'll forget all about it eight minutes later because I seriously don't care.
Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Stuck a Leek in my butt to see if I was gay. It was just experimentation, nothing more.
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 Maybe that's why I haven't seen Duey Dolphin lately. Shame... he had been so much help with difficult math problems.
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I want it up the butt while eating ben and jerry's half baked ice cream.
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 Bjork recommends her favorite book, "Story of the Eye". It says if you like to put eggs inside your bottom, then you should.
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I am considered a Keter class object by the SCP Foundation
SwimModSponges Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I've been turned on by depictions of ladies having intercourse with animals. Especially dinosaurs. Especially X-men.
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 I still don't think you're packard. I'm software.
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 I've been turned on by depictions of ladies having intercourse with animals. Especially dinosaurs. Especially X-men. There was a Monty Python skit like that. It didn't end well.
SwimModSponges Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 It didn't end well in my fanfiction either; such that I decided to turn back time and prevent it from happening. I still recorded it though.
JeNewBee Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you 'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 Never. Nobody said you're obligated. Have another drink, on the house.
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 I pee in your breakfast every morning. I guess I'm not the only one with access to the French press.
scoobdog Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I forgot to tip a janitor... like every single time I've ever been in a public restroom.
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 I forgot to tip a janitor... like every single time I've ever been in a public restroom. No biggie. Some casino customers still do.
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 I asked for a water cup and filled it with soda About a shot glass size of soda won't be missed by Burger King's top executives.
FieryDoom Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 I'll forget all about it eight minutes later because I seriously don't care.
CAC Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Sexy in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation really gets me hot and bothered.
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