1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I'll forget all about it eight minutes later because I seriously don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I killed a dolphin once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Stuck a Leek in my butt to see if I was gay. It was just experimentation, nothing more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 Maybe that's why I haven't seen Duey Dolphin lately. Shame... he had been so much help with difficult math problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I want it up the butt while eating ben and jerry's half baked ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 Bjork recommends her favorite book, "Story of the Eye". It says if you like to put eggs inside your bottom, then you should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I still don't think you're packard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I am considered a Keter class object by the SCP Foundation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I've been turned on by depictions of ladies having intercourse with animals. Especially dinosaurs. Especially X-men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 I still don't think you're packard. I'm software. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 I've been turned on by depictions of ladies having intercourse with animals. Especially dinosaurs. Especially X-men. There was a Monty Python skit like that. It didn't end well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 It didn't end well in my fanfiction either; such that I decided to turn back time and prevent it from happening. I still recorded it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you 'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 Never. Nobody said you're obligated. Have another drink, on the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I pee in your breakfast every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 I pee in your breakfast every morning. I guess I'm not the only one with access to the French press. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I forgot to tip a janitor... like every single time I've ever been in a public restroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I asked for a water cup and filled it with soda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 I forgot to tip a janitor... like every single time I've ever been in a public restroom. No biggie. Some casino customers still do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 I asked for a water cup and filled it with soda About a shot glass size of soda won't be missed by Burger King's top executives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieryDoom Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 I'll forget all about it eight minutes later because I seriously don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Sexy in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation really gets me hot and bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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