I can't eat Kimchi

[In Flames]

If I do I fart uncontrollably for about 4 days before my gut returns to normal.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

You ever heard of Beano? My dad takes it literally any time he eats chilli.

[In Flames]

4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You ever heard of Beano? My dad takes it literally any time he eats chilli.

*googles*
You've piqued my interest.

[Poof]

2 hours ago, MoistDaddy said:

If I do I fart uncontrollably for about 4 days before my gut returns to normal.

That probably means your gut is in dire need of probiotics, the kimchi is helping, stop resisting

[In Flames]

4 minutes ago, Poof said:

That probably means your gut is in dire need of probiotics, the kimchi is helping, stop resisting

I have no real other way to tell you this

 

I eat chobani daily and am fine from it. I'm also in very good health.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

29 minutes ago, MoistDaddy said:

I have no real other way to tell you this

 

I eat chobani daily and am fine from it. I'm also in very good health.

And even if she's right, four days implies you would have no less than one work day any given week (possibly more) that you have kimchi where you're constantly farting in front of everyone and pissing them all off.

[In Flames]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

And even if she's right, four days implies you would have no less than one work day any given week (possibly more) that you have kimchi where you're constantly farting in front of everyone and pissing them all off.

I actually consider this a new super power

[TrigunBebop]

I never could eat Kimchi.

Always made me sick.

[DragonSinger]

I like kimchi mixed in with other stuff like fried rice or dumplings. 

[helpme]

4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

And even if she's right, four days implies you would have no less than one work day any given week (possibly more) that you have kimchi where you're constantly farting in front of everyone and pissing them all off.

 

4 hours ago, MoistDaddy said:

I actually consider this a new super power

[nameraka]

Makes me wonder if kimchi is a good source of probiotics 

[Bouvre]

This doesn't sound like you can't eat kimchi,

Which is good news, because

farting aside,

it's the best

 

[Bouvre]

39 minutes ago, nameraka said:

Makes me wonder if kimchi is a good source of probiotics 

Great for the digestive system 

[tsar4]

6 hours ago, Poof said:

That probably means your gut is in dire need of probiotics, the kimchi is helping, stop resisting

Not true if you malabsorb Mannitol.

[bnmjy]

I love fresh kimchi. Fermented kimchi is sour and obviously more likely to give you flatulence.

[Poof]

3 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Not true if you malabsorb Mannitol.

yea yea yea