Mix Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 I sell insurance. Are you in good hands? hehe, no, no, that's not...I don't work for them. Yes, I know that's not my usual introduction, but life goes on. I did the whole revenge thing. Honored my father and allowed his spirit to rest in peace. Even donated his rapier to a museum. They were very happy to have it. Now, I live life more simply. I work the nine to five, not a minute more. Then I go home to spend my days with Fezzik. His cooking has improved significantly since he started using the oven instead of an open fire in the back yard. We're thinking of adopting. Who knows, maybe one day my little one will be avenging me, eh....haha 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, Mix said: I sell insurance. How the mighty have fallen. 1 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 I love it. was your back flush to the wall when you posted this?
nameraka Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 You keep using that word, deductible. I do not think it means what you think it means. 1 1 2
BlackNoir Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 Rapier will always be my word to describe Brock Turner
Skiles Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 My name is Ichigo Montoya. I'm his Japanese adopted brother. I'm currently crashing on his couch because I'm "between apartments," as they say. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Skiles said: My name is Ichigo Montoya. I'm his Japanese adopted brother. I'm currently crashing on his couch in his closet because I'm "between apartments," as they say. Fixed. 1
Skiles Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Fixed. Honey, I came out of the closet a loooooong time ago. 1 1
molarbear Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Mix said: I sell insurance. Are you in good hands? hehe, no, no, that's not...I don't work for them. Your best bet would be Life Insurance but at a Premium rate Like "Yo, Imma try to kill you but fail terribly and hope you die of a Heart Attack or something".
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 This needs a plot twist. *Now starring Sasquatch as Fezzik. Idk I'm going to bed I'll just let you do your thing I think you got this.
Cau Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 32 minutes ago, Mewn said: And I'm Damn, you beat me to it. 1
renjifan Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 I don’t really need insurance. What else you got?
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