I keep pushing the release date 'cause other people's announcements keep overshadowing mine

[Mix]

But i've had enough

My book on Trump will also be coming out in the following months

I'm being told now that we're settling on November Fourth

The book is called All The Evidence And Then Some

You can pick it up at your local Subway....Subway, Eat Fresh

[Mortir]

Neato. I miss going to the book store at the mall and reading at the coffee shop inside.

[DBZ4ever]

I keep seeing so many books about Trump, both for and against him. I think I see one a week or something.

[Mix]

19 minutes ago, Mortir said:

Neato. I miss going to the book store at the mall and reading at the coffee shop inside.

Subway is, in some ways, like a coffee shop in a book store. 

For example, in both place you will be using the bathroom well and often.

 

[Mix]

19 minutes ago, DBZ4ever said:

I keep seeing so many books about Trump, both for and against him. I think I see one a week or something.

You should hurry up and write your book before the market gets saturated. 

It's easy money. 

[Mortir]

8 minutes ago, Mix said:

Subway is, in some ways, like a coffee shop in a book store. 

For example, in both place you will be using the bathroom well and often.

 

I never dine in at Subway there are a lot of skeevy regulars aroumd here.

[katt_goddess]

Fine then.

I'll just release my book at McDonalds.

'Sentient Cholesterol : How A Lipoma Escaped Dr. Pimplepopper to Become President of the US' 

[Mortir]

I thought Dr. Pimplepopper got started on YouTube but now she has a show on A&E or one of those channels that has outgrown their original name and just goes with whatever gets butts in the seats so to speak.

[katt_goddess]

33 minutes ago, Mortir said:

I thought Dr. Pimplepopper got started on YouTube but now she has a show on A&E or one of those channels that has outgrown their original name and just goes with whatever gets butts in the seats so to speak.

It's either A&E or TLC. I do end up watching the occasional episode in the evening and those are the two channels I usually surf back and forth until I turn on [ as ] and set the tv timer like the old fart I am.

Plenty lipomas have the exact same coloring as the annoying orange. Just slap a wigipillar on it and insta-orange. 

[Mix]

1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

Fine then.

I'll just release my book at McDonalds.

'Sentient Cholesterol : How A Lipoma Escaped Dr. Pimplepopper to Become President of the US' 

Wanna go halvzees on a book signing venue?

[katt_goddess]

3 minutes ago, Mix said:

Wanna go halvzees on a book signing venue?

Hardees or KFC?  

[renjifan]

18 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

It's either A&E or TLC. I do end up watching the occasional episode in the evening and those are the two channels I usually surf back and forth until I turn on [ as ] and set the tv timer like the old fart I am.

Plenty lipomas have the exact same coloring as the annoying orange. Just slap a wigipillar on it and insta-orange. 

Lol! It’s TLC and I’m constantly made fun of for enjoying that show 😅

[Mix]

15 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Hardees or KFC?  

This is a Hardees event through and through

[Mortir]

15 minutes ago, Mix said:

This is a Hardees event through and through

Um you mean Carls Jr*

[Mix]

30 minutes ago, Mortir said:

Um you mean Carls Jr*

They are the same thing.....same building, a lot of times 

[Seight]

DAMN IT.

*pushes back release of A Coffee Table Book of Wet Animals That Look Like Donald Trump*

[PhilosipherStoned]

I'm gonna have it toasted with pepper jack. 

Edited September 10, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned

[BlackNoir]

8 hours ago, Mix said:

Subway is, in some ways, like a coffee shop in a book store. 

For example, in both place you will be using the bathroom well and often.

 

Subway gives you the shits?

It's like the only place I get nice, healthy turds at a comparably decent time frame.

[Mortir]

4 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

Subway gives you the shits?

It's like the only place I get nice, healthy turds at a comparably decent time frame.

He prob skimps on the veggies and doubles down on the microwaved Steakums. 

[Chapinator_X]

Is this the one where we found out he told the author about the amount of children he’s diddled, the one where he suffered a series of mini-strokes on a busy night, or the one where he talks about taking orders from the Kremlin?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

15 hours ago, Mortir said:

I thought Dr. Pimplepopper got started on YouTube but now she has a show on A&E or one of those channels that has outgrown their original name and just goes with whatever gets butts in the seats so to speak.

I thought Dr. Pimplepopper (M.D.) was an insult Jerry's character on Seinfeld lobbed at a dermatologist he was dating.

[Mix]

11 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

Subway gives you the shits?

It's like the only place I get nice, healthy turds at a comparably decent time frame.

I was going by what people have told me....I'm more of a jersey mikes guy

[Mix]

7 hours ago, Mortir said:

He prob skimps on the veggies and doubles down on the microwaved Steakums. 

Don't you dear judge me so accurately ever again

[Mix]

7 hours ago, Chapinator-800 said:

Is this the one where we found out he told the author about the amount of children he’s diddled, the one where he suffered a series of mini-strokes on a busy night, or the one where he talks about taking orders from the Kremlin?

Nope, better

 

He cheats at golf

[Chapinator_X]

1 minute ago, Mix said:

Nope, better

 

He cheats at golf

“Who doesn’t pick up the ball and throw it when it gets stuck in a sand trap. The fuck you supposed to do about it? Swing at it? I bet you’ll tell me that carrying the ball and dropping it into the divot doesn’t count as a Hole in One. I got Tiger and Shinzo Abe with that trick, the stupid fucks.”